Part one of an episodic CG short – like an elaborate video game cut scene – with impressive character design created on Unreal Engine by animator Han Yang.
Two adult brown bears (Ursus arctos) face off in a forest at Kuhmo in Finland.
Violent but bloodless and – fair play to both parties – they know when to leave it.
Honour is preserved.
It escalates sharply.
Unspecified location (possibly Tipperary).
Lifted from The Smiths Smithposting, weird Facebook’s leading repository of Morrissey memes purposely identified as having anything to do with The Cure.
Possibly not true, but entirely feasible, and incredibly funny.
See also: A Brief History of Morrissey’s Many, Many Feuds