Monthly Archives: September 2011

They used to do what we do.

But with a whip instead of a poorly-drawn dog.

Now Dublin-based Newswhip.com – tiring of the abject degradation of life at the Irish satirical news coalface – has re-launched as a fiendishly clever social network news aggregator.

A whatnow?

The site tracks and list the most popular stories among users of Facebook and Twitter IN REAL TIME (as it happens) and follows the stories as they spread across social networks around the globe. Like a weather service tracking Hurricane Katia if Hurricane Katia was an article about a murdered Gordon Ramsey-lookalike dwarf porn star.

Only three days since going ‘live’ Newswhip seems to have struck a chord with the onlinerati.  They might even make some money.

We wish them the best of luck

Bastards.

Newswhip.com

Had virtually any other public figure been embroiled in similar controversies, there would have been no prospect of rehabilitation.

But, this being David Norris, there is now renewed speculation that he may re-enter the race. Tonight, he is scheduled to appear on the Late Late Show , presumably to speak over the heads of the political “establishment” to “the people”. Another cosy promo chat is indicated.

I now believe Norris should be facilitated in entering the race because only the attrition of an election campaign can hope to disperse doubts about these controversies that otherwise will remain and possibly fester for many years.

… It means that every issue raised about David Norris must be treated as if the candidate’s name was Willie O’Dea or Michael Fingleton.

It’s not impossible: it’s called journalism.

 

Let Norris Enter The Race And Be Treated Like Everyone Else (John Waters, Irish Times)

(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)