Stephen’s Green Dublin, literally minutes ago.
Monthly Archives: February 2012
Eh
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Temple Bar, Dublin, this morning.
Thanks Barry H
The Steak Bouquet: a dozen roses carved from strips of sirloin by Antony Bowness of Quality Standard Beef and Lamb in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, who sez::
I get asked every year what I’d like for Valentine’s Day and I never know what to suggest. Soppy cards aren’t really my thing and it got me thinking about what I could make for other men out there like me. I had a ‘Eureka’ moment one day when a customer came in with a bunch of flowers. I started playing around with the idea and realized it was actually quite easy to do! I mean if you can make a dress from meat, then why not a bunch of roses?”
Why not indeeNOMNONOM
via
Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov (pronounced gur-BAHN-goo-lee bair-dee-mukh-ha-MAY-doff).
One man.
One vote.
Ten syllables.
Turkmenistan’s President Re-elected With 97% of Vote (New York Times)
A Rube Goldberg Machine from 2D Photography custom designed for the night that many people are currently holding out for.
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Very surprising results from CSO quarterly household survey released today. I thoughtthings were much worse than this …… #CSOsurvey
— Philip Boucher-Hayes (@boucherhayes) February 14, 2012
Yeah.
Call this hardship:
Eh, actually…
Still.
Better than Bobby Brown.
Osama bin Laden Wanted To Marry Whitney Houston, Former Friend Claims
Runners-up:
Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
sugar is somewhat on the flavourable side,
and when the mood takes so are you. (Peter Kearney)
Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
When you open up Photoshop, and mess with the hue. (Colin)
Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue…
I’m 75th generation neolithic, ugh; me, you. (Continuity Jay- Z)
Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
I have a knife,
Get in the van. (Stalker)
Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
Sometimes when I equivocate, I’ve been known to think of you. (Nigel)
And the winner?
Roses are occasionally red,
violets tend to be blue,
I broke up with you last Friday
So no card for you. (Sneville)
Previously; Win A Candlelit Dinner With 40 Strangers
“The Map Of Britain That Looks Like Ireland. Found in Stirling Castle, Scotland.” (Ronan McGuire)
“The baby scan That Looks Like Ireland. My best friend who is living in New Zealand :( I’ve told her that the baby is sending her a message to come home :) (Lisa Sheppard)
The Unspecified Thing That Looks Like Ireland to Broadsheet@broadsheet.ie
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U6JceV4j84
The Earth has been conquered by the Oortesian Alliance. The Ministry of Reason, a Vichy-style government, now runs Ireland. Can one man make a difference?
Dave Duffy heads up the deadpan cast of part 1 of Victory? One of the eight shorts competing in the RTE Storyland competition.
Vote here