You may think John Moynes is away
He’s not but he’s doing a stage play
Today’s ‘rick had a glitch
Which WE couldn’t stitch
So we dreamt this one up over tay
Chompsky/Bodger
Above: John Moynes (mustard pants) freestyle ‘ricking alongside Phantom’s Joe Donnelly at the buke launch in Hodges Figgis in March.
Pic: Ciaran le Cool
