Broadsheet Trailer Park: The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

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What you may need to know

1. Confession: we never really cared for The Lord Of The Rings trilogy.

2. Confession Part 2: we actually thought The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) was all right, even though it took about two hours to get going.

3. Orlando Bloom’s had some digital work done. Remember when Orlando Bloom was a thing?

4. Hey! It’s Kate from Lost!

5. Sylvester McCoy – the Jar Jar Binks of The Hobbit?

6. Cumberbatch voices the dragon.

7. Peter Jackson really needs to knock the CGI and Green Screen on the head for a bit. That said, his first post Hobbit flick is a bloody Tintin sequel.

8. While we’re at it… What about that Game Of Thrones finale?

Release Date: Christmas

Previously: The Desolation Of Smaug: First Trailer