10 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Mikeyfex

    It’s really quite the talent to be able to write a final line that completely upsets the rhythm of the limerick. Almost every day.

    1. Banned of Censored, formerly Baggins, Diddy, Bag Of Censored

      The rhythm of this one isn’t even close to a limerick either.

      1. Banned of Censored, formerly Baggins, Diddy, Bag Of Censored

        Wait it kinda does if you force words together.

        Also “the plain people”? Wtf?

    2. andyourpointiswhatexactly

      Heh. Every day I read them and every day I have to reread the last line with the emphasis on what I would see as the wrong word to make it work. In this one, you have to emphasise the word “the” before “music”.
      Ahhhhhhh, he’s gas.
      **patronising chuckle**

  2. Samuel

    Can just point out there are no losers here. GB’s CD sales will go up, the pubs will do themed nights for the five nights, and the country fans will be happy.

    How does going to a pub, getting sh!t drunk and listening to a bad karaoke differ from going to Croke Park and squinting to see GB?

  3. JD

    A previous quote from Garth Brooks…
    “Happiness isn’t getting what you want, it’s wanting what you got.”

  4. Custo

    Moynes writes a limerick a day,
    about how many gigs Garth will play,
    But he’s now out of breath,
    cos he’s done it to death,
    Broadsheet: “last week’s news, today”.

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