Do You Feel Lucky?

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The Filmography Of Guns – a new illustration by Belfast born, Brooklyn based designer Cathryn Lavery – 115 intricately detailed representations of movie-related shooters, blasters and launchers from Harry Callahan’s ’44 Magnum’ to the esoteric cannons of Forbidden Planet and The Terminator.

The edition, currently funding on Kickstarter, is limited to 1,500 signed and numbered 60cm x 90cm prints (on ‘100lb archival recycled cover stock with fade-resistant organic archival quality inks’, if you don’t mind) and we have two of these lethal compendiums (with an accompanying  collector’s book) to give away.

If you do in fact, feel lucky, punk, just complete the following tiebreaker:

‘If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d…….’

Entries accepted until midnight Sunday. Winners announced Monday.

Previously by Cathryn: In Flight Movies & Cars In Film

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38 thoughts on “Do You Feel Lucky?

  1. Tony

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d place it against the wall, make a nice cup of tea and sit admiring its sleek lines as I nibbled daintily on a Hob Nob.

  2. Ben Haw

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d perch myself on top of the GPO and shoot the fingers off thieves until Dublin was a bike theft free zone.

  3. Drogg

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d over throw the government because they are actually reptiloides and save humanity before we are completely enslaved by are reptilian alien overlords, then make david icke scientific advisor to the world because he knew all along man and we ridiculed him. Finally when we live in are new reptiloide free utopia i’d turn my rail gun into a peace bong.

  4. Papi

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, I’d be wondering how lax gun laws were. I’m half nuts, like, I shouldn’t be near a gun……

  5. Simon

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d blow a hole in the office wall and march right back over to the local fast food establishment that denied me their delicious breakfast meal, as it was five minutes after they stopped serving, and demand satisfaction!

      1. andyourpointiswhatexactly

        Seeing that movie made me rate Michael Douglas as an actor for the first time. He was brilliant in it.

  6. Shifty

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d make my own Irish version of the film “Eraser”. In true Irish schoolyard spirit, though, i’d rename it “Rubber”.

  7. Mark Dennehy

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d be in possession of an unlicenced restricted firearm (an offence carrying a penalty of up to seven years in jail and up to twenty thousand euro in fines) unless I had completed an FCA-1 form listing my good reason for having the EM-1 Rail Gun, my proposed secure storage for it, my proposed range on which to shoot it (which would have to be an authorised range under section 4A and section 2(5) of the Firearms Act), my two character witnesses (who may not be Gardai or family members), my permission for the Gardai to access my medical records, and listing my address so that my secure storage could be inspected by the local Crime Prevention Officer. I’d have to have submitted that completed FCA-1 form together with two passport-size photos to my local Chief Superintendent (or his designated delegate) whereupon he would have issued a decision on granting the licence within three months. If successful, I would have to have then paid my eighty euro fee for my three year licence at my local post office, and the licence would then have been sent to me in the post. However, if I at any time deviated from the terms of my issued licence, it could be revoked, and if the Minister so chose he could at any time issue a Temporary Custody Order for the EM-1 Rail Gun for up to three months. And my designated range would have to keep attendance records for me to prove I was using the EM-1 Rail Gun on at least a semi-regular basis.

    In other words, If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d think getting arrested would be the more hassle-free option…

  8. TK Ickle

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d……. shove it under my chin and blow my brains out.

  9. donal

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d take it to the poster as the pedantic side of me hates the error in naming The Terminator as from 1994…

  10. part time punk

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d .. know wtf an EM-1 Rail Gun is without having to resort to google.

  11. Count Chuckula

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d execute every last one of you motherflippers

  12. Schmicko

    ‘If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d clean it up REAL nice and put it a beautiful Display case so those darn kids couldn’t get their hands on it”

  13. Squiggleyjoop

    ‘If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d erase the film ‘Eraser’ thus erasing the eraser gun from my hand and erasing the sorry period in my life wherein I owned an eraser firearm. Then I’d watch ‘Eraser’.’

  14. Enda Kenneywennywenny

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d …only punctuate with bullet holes ……. … .. . . . …. .. …. …. .. . . … . . . . .. . .. . ……………………….. … . . . . . . . .. . …… . . .. . .. . . . …….. …… .. . . . . .. . . . . . . ………………………… . . . . . . . .. . . …. Changes unrealistic hollywood size magazine ch chink …… . . . . . …………. . . . .. . . … …. . … ………… …….. ….. ……… ….. .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. …… …… …… …. .. . . . 5367 Henchmen dead . . ………. … . . ….. …. …….. . ……. … . . . . .. explosion … . . . . …………… . . . .. … … . . ………………..
    … . ……. Rescue femme fatale and sail off into the sunset together on a submarine that turns into a rocket unload my weapon ah yeah notice no commas used in very long sentence flip off the grammar police END

  15. Sultoni

    ‘If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d… erase all of the competition and take the awesome prize for myself. “Relax you’ve been erased”.’

  16. deliverancecountry

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d shoot all the bad guys and we would have world peace.

  17. Formerly known as @ireland.com

    ‘If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d jump online and buy the cheapest aluminium bullets I could get. ‘

  18. Bob Roberts

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d use my 3D printer to make 500 copies, sell ’em on ebay and retire to a desert island :)

  19. scottser

    if i had my sweaty mitts on an em-1 rail gun right now, i’d take the rest of the day off work and go shopping for matching camo fatigues, boots and a wife-beater vest. it’s the ultimate accessory!

  20. Robyn

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d……. Still have no idea what a tracker mortgage is.

  21. Gordon

    ‘If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d trick that baby out with a rainbow blaster conversion kit – then I’d set about rainbow blasting the sh1t outta everything – then I’d have a nap.

  22. Rory

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d… KAPOW!!

    Whoops, slippery sweaty fingers…

  23. Tommy T

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d just move in slow motion flexing my abs from this day forth … if I had abs.

  24. Kieran NYC

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, I’d put it down and wipe my palms. Not good to be holding guns with sweaty, slippy hands.

  25. Andy Moore

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d…….’ do a few housecalls & become the new Commish by Tuesday ??

  26. JD

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an em-1 rail gun right now, why I’d ask Cathryn Lavery what happened to her accent?

  27. MW7

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d go on a rampage around the globe collecting each and every gun/weapon (and/or replicas – I’d have to raid a few comic cons) from this poster so that I could place them in a glass case to proudly display alongside my newly won “Filmography of Guns” poster.

  28. copes

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d…track down that seagull that stole my ice cream in 1993 and tell him NO, BAD SEAGULL, NO!

  29. Enda Kenneywennywenny

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d…Still get my ass kicked by Chuck Norris!

  30. Enda Kenneywennywenny

    If I had my sweaty mitts on an EM-1 Rail Gun right now, why I’d…be the best x-factor judge.

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