Broadsheet Trailer Park: In The Heart of The Sea

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What you may need to know:

1. Ron Howard’s drama about the whaleship Essex, which was attacked and sunk by a sperm whale (yes alright) in 1820. The shipwrecked crew were adrift for 90 days and resorted to cannibalism. Nom nom.

2. Based on Nathaniel Philbrick’s 2000 novel of the same name, the story of the Essex was the inspiration for Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick.

3. The man that was once Richie Cunningham has assembled an impressive supporting cast, including the untouchable Ben Whishaw and our lad Cillian Murphy.

4. Andy Serkis is doing the whale.

5. (Andy Serkis is not doing the whale).

6. Broadsheet Prognosis: More sperm than Ron Jeremy.

Release Date: March 13, 2015

(DelBoy is alive, well and living comfortably off the proceeds of his Eircom shares. Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

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8 thoughts on “Broadsheet Trailer Park: In The Heart of The Sea

  1. Cloud

    “Our” Sam Keeley is in there too, at the 30″ mark.

    People will remember him as the “Did” in What Richard Did.

    1. Mani

      I dunno. Id say Del Boys eircom story = your puppy’s now living on your rich uncles farm.

      So basically your da ran over Del Boy and buried him under the patio is what I’m saying.

  2. everybody

    So much grading…….. HOLLYWOOD please stop over coloring your movies they look like they have been dipped in piss.

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