17 thoughts on “Left Behind

    1. Mick Flavin

      I like it…and it also finally allows me to finish my Eastenders rap with a decent rhyme for “Dot Cotton”.

      1. Paul

        Irk. It’s a word that gets used so rarely anymore, but I relish the opportunity to use it, or see if being used.

        Thank you, Mick, for lifting up this otherwise irksome day.

    1. sickofallthisbs

      If a teddy bear lives in an urban sprawl does that mean the picnic is no longer in the woods?

      1. Spaghetti Hoop

        It was later changed to Woodies.
        On account of rampant urbanisation and slash and burn practices.

  1. Clampers Outside!

    Dimbo:
    Whose bus pass is this?

    Bus Driver:
    Teds’…. Ted’s dead baby, Ted’s dead…

    Everyone:
    “Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver! Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man”

    THE END

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