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Honest Pizza, 12 Dame Court, Dublin 2

It’ll put hairs on your hair.

Eoin writes:

Everyone loves an oul pizza … and now damn hungry hipsters Dubliners can enjoy authentic Italian pizzas backed by the reputation of one of the capital’s best-loved eateries. Brought to you by the lads behind Honest to Goodness, Honest Pizza features proper thin-crust pizzas made with top-notch ingredients, baked in a custom-made, wood-burning stove. Situated above Honest to Goodness on Dame Court (opposite the Stag’s Head) smack-bang in the centre of D2. And to celebrate … one lucky broadsheet reader can win dinner for TWO  at Honest Pizza THIS weekend  by completing de following: ‘A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because………….”

Honest Pizza, Dame Court (Facebook)

Lines MUST close at 7.45 (winner will be notified before 9pm)

32 thoughts on “Free Pizza And Beer

  1. Dermot

    A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because its the only way to enjoy my favourite margarita

  2. puddlerbobby

    A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because it makes you more money cause you use less doe!

  3. Iwerzon

    ‘A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because it is tortured with lip-smacking Catholic guilt”

  4. Slugger

    A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because while all pizzas lack the higher cognitive ability necessary for duplicity, and are therefore equally honest, the thin crust pizza has the highest honesty/crust ratio.

  5. Dissident Citizen Frilly!

    A thin crust pizza is the most Honest Pizza cause you can’t use their crispy flakey edges to mop up the garlic sauce. Sur thats all the too- much-oogie-doughie-doorstep’ie crusts are good for. Well the dog too I suppose

    Actually that’s another totally honest thing about Honest Pizza. You get to finish it yourself. No waste. ( no doggie bag shite)

    1. Goosey Lucy

      I have honestly NEVER had leftover pizza. Never.
      I quite simply cannot fathom leftover pizza. How????!!!!!!
      (I am rather a savage for pizza though, and am only sorry I didn’t get yo enter this )

  6. Clampers Outside!

    ‘A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because …these two guys had it out to find out….
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    ‘Honest Pizza’ – ‘Honest How?’ scene….
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    Henry Hill: You’re a pizza, you’re really honest. You’re really honest.

    Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m honest?

    Henry Hill: It’s honest, you know. It’s a good pizza, it’s honest, you’re an honest guy. [laughs]

    Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I eat? What?

    Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just honest, it’s… honest, the way you eat the pizza and everything.

    Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Honest how? What’s honest about it?

    Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

    Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Honest how?

    Henry Hill: Jus…

    Tommy DeVito: What?

    Henry Hill: Just… ya know… you’re honest.

    Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fupped up maybe, but I’m honest how, I mean honest like I’m a flavour, I infuse you? I make you eat, I’m here to fuppin’ infuse your tastebuds? What do you mean honest, honest how? How am I honest?

    Henry Hill: Just… you know, how you eat the pizza, what?

    Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m honest, the pizza’s honest. How the fupp am I honest, what the fupp is so honest about me? Tell me, tell me what’s honest about a pizza?

    Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fupp out of here, Tommy!

    Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfupper! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may crispen under bakin, honest baking, thin crust honest pizza oven baking.
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    1. rotide

      Came to moan to high heaven about the hipster signage and customer, was duly defused by this.

      Great stuff :)

  7. thesuper

    ‘A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because it got caught telling porkies before and is on a suspended sentence”

  8. Nessy

    A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because it’s not a political figure or online commentator making up facts to gain followers and get dogs abuse on Twitter. It’s also not a robot

  9. munkifisht

    A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because it isn’t. Honesty is a human concept and cannot be expressed by an inanimate object. Dough has no concept of deception. Tomatoes do not tell porkies.

  10. The Walsh

    A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because a deep pan pizza CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

  11. One Dub

    ‘A thin crust pizza is the most honest pizza because………….
    …the Chef says so, and the ‘most honest’ chef would never lie.

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