17 thoughts on “Xmas Innit?

  1. Starina

    a holy reef makes for a very relaxed christmas and a better ability to actually finish your christmas dinner.

  2. AhHereLeaveItOut

    ‘He stumbled from the chimney and into the livingroom, several hours early and clearly intoxicated. Wearing a fully buttoned-up red and white poloshirt, tucked into his tight trousers and sporting a beard which was combed to one side, he dusted himself off and addressed the stunned little girl playing on the floor:
    “Sarah, init? All right, you facking slag. This is your present init – ‘ave it, and then do one, yeah?’
    Departing quickly back up the chimney, Cockney Santa had changed little Sarah’s life forever.
    The End.’

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