Bit of a ructus last night.
As burp-watching telly viewer Derek patiently explains.
I was sitting down on the sofa this evening after my dinner and as usual had the TV on in the background while most of my attention was taken up from surfing de internets. Suddenly out of nowhere I heard a loud and very audible burp coming from the TV. I looked up to see none other than our own Rachel Allen with a guilty look all over her face. She chomps down a piece of cheescake before turning her head away from camera as she feels it coming up her throat. But there is just no hiding the burp she belches out, I split my sides open when I rewinded and watched again. It looks like whoever was editing that program in RTE also found the sight of Rachel Allen burping pretty funny, no editor could take to omitting this comedy gold….
We may need to talk about Derek.
A simple “look at this video of Rachel Allen belching” would have sufficed, I’d say.
Exactly, I zoned out halfway through reading the inane “I’m so witty” anecdotal drivel …saw the title on the video and thought to myself “Well done on making me feel better about my life Derek, had I seen this I might have seen fit to nudge other half and ask had she seen it, but I know my life has more going on in it than to think that this warrants more than a passing smirk”
she should have eased it down with a dollop of cehsterd
and a Kapcake or two
from a tin greased with unsalted behtter
stap it ya killin me
It’s like the noise you make when you get yet another flash back from the particularly cringey incident from a night out about 3 weeks ago.
The cover up? Hush …
I though it was a cookery show parody, like “the office”, and there were so many camera changes it caused me to have an eppo :-)
Top ish all off with some beeeushiful pormesan cheeese, and put it in the aven for five minutes.
what the fupp, do women break wind now??
what else have they been lying about????