Broadsheet Trailer Park: Cinderella



What you may need to know:

1. Sir Kenneth of Branagh directs a live-action retelling of the Disney animated classic.

2. Lily James wants Prince Charming (Richard Madden) to stand under her Cinderella (ella ella, eh eh eh).

3. Disney continues to strip mine its heritage for all it’s worth. There’s a Cruella de Vil origin movie in the works.

4. There’s a bit of Downton Abbey role reversal going on here, with Lady Rose in the scullery and Daisy (Sophie McShera) upstairs, taking her revenge for having to gut all that pigging fish.

5. Glass slippers might sound all nice and fancy, but in reality would take more breaking in than a pair of Doc’s.

Broadsheet Prognosis: Stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before.

Release Date:
March 27, 2015.

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10 thoughts on “Broadsheet Trailer Park: Cinderella

  1. Caroline

    I have heard this one before. This is the second time you’ve put up the trailer. Why do you have the horn for this so bad?

      1. Mani

        Rob Marshall, you’ve don it again you fupping hack.
        This looks like the cinematic equivalent of a bush tucker challenge.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      The plots are far-fetched, the characters shallow and the acting mediocre. Once you get past that it’s an absolute howl, especially in conjuction with Twitter. I miss it dreadfully.

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