Lindor Your Ears

Admin at 5:00 pm February 11, 2015

Do you enjoy chocolates and the feel of real Diamonfire?

Joanne at Lindt writes:

Whether as a gift to a friend, a loved one or even yourself, Lindt Lindor is here to help you create a moment of pure bliss this Valentine’s.

Lovely.

Teamed up with a striking yet delicately beautiful pendant from Diamonfire, you are sure to be in the good books with your other half. This exceptional 18inch necklace features hand cut zirconia stones in a unique Diamonfire cut.

Ooh.

Each Lindor praline is surrounded by a shell of luxurious premium chocolate that once broken, releases an irresistibly smooth melting filling, skillfully created by the Lindt Master Chocolatiers.

Could we get…

Lindt Lindor is available in all good retailers nationwide with the 200g retailing at €6.49 and the slightly bigger 337g retailing at €9.49. Maybe Look out for special promotional prices in all leading retailers this Valentines and see www.diamonfire.de for Diamonfire stockists.

A small box?

We have a lovely diamonfire heart shaped locket and a box of Lindor to giveaway to a Broadsheet

~~Finally~~ Yay.

To enter, Just complete this sentence: ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to________________because I love him/her like _____________________loves a ___________________’

Lines MUST close at ~~5.45pm~~ 6.45pm

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61 thoughts on “Lindor Your Ears”

Rep February 11, 2015 at 1:32 pm

Breda O’Brien cos I love her like a son loves his ma.
1. ionabike February 11, 2015 at 8:34 pm
  
  Just send the Lindor chocolates and neck thing to me because I love me like Phil Hogan loves being a prick. And I’m single. Hankies too while you’re at it.
Paul February 11, 2015 at 1:35 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfriend because I love her like the Broadsheet comments section loves a good whinge.
Optimus Grime February 11, 2015 at 1:37 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife Linda because I love her like a plug loves a socket!
1. andyourpointiswhatexactly February 11, 2015 at 2:12 pm
  
  Ooooooo-er!
2. Joe the Lion February 11, 2015 at 4:56 pm
  
  Lucky Linda Lindt innit?
  1. Joe the Lion February 11, 2015 at 4:57 pm
    
    I meant Lucky Linda Lindor Indoors Innit?
    1. Spaghetti Hoop February 11, 2015 at 4:59 pm
      
      You mean Lucky Lindt-licking Linda Lindor Indoors Innit
      1. Optimus Grime February 11, 2015 at 5:02 pm
        
        Hey quit that all of you! That’s my lovely wife you are talking about! All I want to do is to eat Lindor off her..with her I mean with her!
      2. Joe the Lion February 11, 2015 at 5:03 pm
        
        Like you read my mind.
      3. Joe the Lion February 11, 2015 at 5:05 pm
        
        Lucky Linda is going to get a licking?
Alex February 11, 2015 at 1:56 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Anna because I love her like St. Valentine loved a nun!
Mourinho February 11, 2015 at 2:02 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Mrs House because I love him/her like a wizard loves a spell, like a fart loves a smell.
1. Mourinho February 11, 2015 at 2:03 pm
  
  *Her
  1. Mani February 11, 2015 at 2:50 pm
    
    Mazeltov!
Alex February 11, 2015 at 2:04 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Anna because I love her like St. Valentine loved the jailkeeper’s daughter!
Nessy February 11, 2015 at 2:10 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfriend Annie Mac because I love her like dirty plates loves a good scouring
serveandreturn February 11, 2015 at 2:13 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfriend because I love her like chocolate and locket manufacturers love synergy.
andyourpointiswhatexactly February 11, 2015 at 2:14 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Mr Andy because I love him like a person who won’t tell him that the Lindt chocolates have been sent and loves eating those chocolates on the sly themselves.
Gillygilly February 11, 2015 at 2:17 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Frances because I love her like a neck loves a locket.
Kathleen February 11, 2015 at 2:19 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Aoife because I love her like a dogs loves a good belly rub.
Soundings February 11, 2015 at 2:23 pm

€32.50 a kilo for chocolates???

I’m shutting up shop at the pizzeria right this very second….
euro88 February 11, 2015 at 2:31 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife because I love her like broadsheet loves a caption contest. :-)
Drogg February 11, 2015 at 2:35 pm

‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife Lisa because I love her like a fatty loves a humongous box of chocolates ’
DS February 11, 2015 at 2:37 pm

‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife Mari because I love her like a lamp loves a 100 watt bulb’
fluffybiscuits February 11, 2015 at 2:39 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife partner husbear because I love him like a member of Iona loves suing the ar$e off people for imaginary perceived accusations of homophobia!
Sinabhfuil February 11, 2015 at 2:44 pm

Just send the Lindor chocs and locs to Squee because he needs them –

For the words that have been stolen,
From texts that once offered,
To reveal in ancient times,
A shared space,
Of love and care,
Above all for the stranger.
italia'90 February 11, 2015 at 2:47 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Andrea because I love her like Dominique Strauss-Khan loves a hotel full of hookers.
Stephen February 11, 2015 at 2:55 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Jess because I love her like a cheap boyfriend loves winning a competition for chocolates and jewellery
Johnny Unitus February 11, 2015 at 2:56 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfirend Emer because I love her
like the wolf loves a howl at the moonlight,
like the hawk, loves to catch the fish that swim free in the pristine waters of Lake Titicaca,
like the rainbow loves the rain
like my dogs, love to look at me while I eat,
like the teenager loves the selfie,
like the footballer loves the cliche,
like the waterfall loves the cascade,
like the vegetarian loves to tell you they are a vegetarian,
like the cinema floor loves popcorn,
like a facebook posts loves a like,
like a hot knife loves a slab of butter.
Elizabeth February 11, 2015 at 3:09 pm

Just send the chocolates and locket to Bill because I love him like our (painfully long) long distance relationship loves dirty skype calls, suggestive sexts and endless amounts of selfies.
Irish Abroad February 11, 2015 at 3:11 pm

Just send the chocolates to Mr. Duffy because I love him like iJoan loves her iphone!
Irish girl February 11, 2015 at 3:13 pm

Just send the chocolates to William because I love him like an SUV driver loves double parking in a handicapped spot in the middle of an empty car park.
1. Joe the Lion February 11, 2015 at 4:58 pm
  
  my favourite so far
LizBee February 11, 2015 at 3:16 pm

Just send the chocolates and locket to me, because I ain’t gettin’ nuffin’ else, I lost all Valentines priviliges in the divorce :(
Paolo February 11, 2015 at 3:36 pm

Lindt use loads of Palm Oil from plantations that have been cleared of wildlife, including orangutans.
1. Joe the Lion February 11, 2015 at 4:59 pm
  
  Good – fair play to them – a shame they don’t use pandas as well.
Derek February 11, 2015 at 3:58 pm

Just send the chocolates and locket to my significant other, because they’re a culinary master in the kitchen, refined in the living room, and have debauched morals in the bedroom.
NorthsideRossie February 11, 2015 at 4:22 pm

Just send the chocolates to my significant other, because she’ll be helping me to paint all the doors in the house on V Day and letting me watch the rugby (I hope!)
Luke February 11, 2015 at 4:50 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Jane because I love her like a cow calving loves a farmer for sticking his arm up her to ensure the calf is in the correct position for delivery.
Luvin Lunch February 11, 2015 at 4:59 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Padraig because I love him like our new baby likes to piddle on anyone who opens his nappy
Brendan February 11, 2015 at 5:04 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Caroline because I love her like a rich tea loves a good dunk.
$hifty February 11, 2015 at 5:11 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Mrs Shifty because I love her, like.
Mr B February 11, 2015 at 5:15 pm

~~Just~~ Please send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my currently unemployed mate because I love her like Brick Lamland loves lamp.
1. Mr B February 11, 2015 at 5:18 pm
  
  Damn, Tamland!
Stash February 11, 2015 at 5:18 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket Mrs Stash because I love her like a jug of water at a chili eating contest.
Tim February 11, 2015 at 5:37 pm

To enter, Just complete this sentence: ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Simone because I love him/her like Oedipus loves his Mammy.
Cheribou February 11, 2015 at 5:50 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Jack because I love him like Danny Dyer loves a fight, you MUG’
David M February 11, 2015 at 6:24 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my lovely wife because I love her like real lint loves a warm bellybutton.
Barry the Hatchet February 11, 2015 at 6:30 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Mrs Hatchet because I love her like flowers love the sun, like Baron Von Trapp loved a nun, like Mark Dennehy loves his gun.
Michelle February 11, 2015 at 6:35 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Barry because I love him like a cow loves silage. Thanks!
Ringsender February 11, 2015 at 6:41 pm

Just sent the Lindor chocolates & locket to me bird because I love her like a cup of tea loves a biscuit.
TheMightyOne February 11, 2015 at 7:40 pm

just send the chocs and pendant to me mot Amy cos I love her like Kanye loves Kanye
Sheila February 11, 2015 at 9:11 pm

Chocolate because. Why? Huh. Yeah chocolate.
TheDriverOfTheVehicleWasUninjured February 11, 2015 at 10:42 pm

Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Paudie because I love him like I love Lindor chocolates.
Trudi February 12, 2015 at 6:07 am

‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my Nana because I love her like she loves sweets (and she’s a diabetic!)’
LizBee February 12, 2015 at 3:45 pm

Who won?? Who won?? the suspence is killing me LOL
1. Joe the Lion February 12, 2015 at 3:51 pm
  
  Lucky Linda – see above.
  
  The suspenders are killing me too.
Frilly Keane February 12, 2015 at 4:02 pm

Balls with squishy insides…

I’m fussy about what I put into my mouth
I like sum’ting a bit harder meself
Like a good suckie
Sweet

And lads, get real stones for your lovelies
Circs are for ballroom dancers and wedding dresses
Not for I Love You jewellery
Tim Robbins February 14, 2015 at 10:58 am

What gives broadsheet? Who won?
1. Soundings February 14, 2015 at 12:05 pm
  
  The Swiss geniuses who manage to extract €32.50 a kilo for sugar, milk and cocoa (cocoa, that’s the stuff that costs €2/kilo) and the aspiring geniuses from Germany who are flogging cheap jewellery.

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