Lindor Your Ears

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Do you enjoy chocolates and the feel of real Diamonfire?

Joanne at Lindt writes:

Whether as a gift to a friend, a loved one or even yourself, Lindt Lindor is here to help you create a moment of pure bliss this Valentine’s.

Lovely.

Teamed up with a striking yet delicately beautiful pendant from Diamonfire, you are sure to be in the good books with your other half. This exceptional 18inch necklace features hand cut zirconia stones in a unique Diamonfire cut.

Ooh.

Each Lindor praline is surrounded by a shell of luxurious premium chocolate that once broken, releases an irresistibly smooth melting filling, skillfully created by the Lindt Master Chocolatiers.

Could we get…

Lindt Lindor is available in all good retailers nationwide with the 200g retailing at €6.49 and the slightly bigger 337g retailing at €9.49. Maybe Look out for special promotional prices in all leading retailers this Valentines and see www.diamonfire.de for Diamonfire stockists.

A small box?

We have a lovely diamonfire heart shaped locket and a box of Lindor to giveaway to a Broadsheet

Finally Yay.

To enter, Just complete this sentence: ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to________________because I love him/her like _____________________loves a ___________________’

Lines MUST close at 5.45pm 6.45pm

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61 thoughts on “Lindor Your Ears

    1. ionabike

      Just send the Lindor chocolates and neck thing to me because I love me like Phil Hogan loves being a prick. And I’m single. Hankies too while you’re at it.

  1. Paul

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfriend because I love her like the Broadsheet comments section loves a good whinge.

  2. Optimus Grime

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife Linda because I love her like a plug loves a socket!

          1. Optimus Grime

            Hey quit that all of you! That’s my lovely wife you are talking about! All I want to do is to eat Lindor off her..with her I mean with her!

  3. Mourinho

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Mrs House because I love him/her like a wizard loves a spell, like a fart loves a smell.

  4. Alex

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Anna because I love her like St. Valentine loved the jailkeeper’s daughter!

  5. Nessy

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfriend Annie Mac because I love her like dirty plates loves a good scouring

  6. serveandreturn

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfriend because I love her like chocolate and locket manufacturers love synergy.

  7. andyourpointiswhatexactly

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Mr Andy because I love him like a person who won’t tell him that the Lindt chocolates have been sent and loves eating those chocolates on the sly themselves.

  8. Gillygilly

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Frances because I love her like a neck loves a locket.

  9. Kathleen

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Aoife because I love her like a dogs loves a good belly rub.

  10. Soundings

    €32.50 a kilo for chocolates???

    I’m shutting up shop at the pizzeria right this very second….

  11. euro88

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife because I love her like broadsheet loves a caption contest. :-)

  12. Drogg

    ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife Lisa because I love her like a fatty loves a humongous box of chocolates ’

  13. DS

    ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife Mari because I love her like a lamp loves a 100 watt bulb’

  14. fluffybiscuits

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife partner husbear because I love him like a member of Iona loves suing the ar$e off people for imaginary perceived accusations of homophobia!

  15. Sinabhfuil

    Just send the Lindor chocs and locs to Squee because he needs them –

    For the words that have been stolen,
    From texts that once offered,
    To reveal in ancient times,
    A shared space,
    Of love and care,
    Above all for the stranger.

  16. italia'90

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Andrea because I love her like Dominique Strauss-Khan loves a hotel full of hookers.

  17. Stephen

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Jess because I love her like a cheap boyfriend loves winning a competition for chocolates and jewellery

  18. Johnny Unitus

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfirend Emer because I love her
    like the wolf loves a howl at the moonlight,
    like the hawk, loves to catch the fish that swim free in the pristine waters of Lake Titicaca,
    like the rainbow loves the rain
    like my dogs, love to look at me while I eat,
    like the teenager loves the selfie,
    like the footballer loves the cliche,
    like the waterfall loves the cascade,
    like the vegetarian loves to tell you they are a vegetarian,
    like the cinema floor loves popcorn,
    like a facebook posts loves a like,
    like a hot knife loves a slab of butter.

  19. Elizabeth

    Just send the chocolates and locket to Bill because I love him like our (painfully long) long distance relationship loves dirty skype calls, suggestive sexts and endless amounts of selfies.

  20. Irish girl

    Just send the chocolates to William because I love him like an SUV driver loves double parking in a handicapped spot in the middle of an empty car park.

  21. LizBee

    Just send the chocolates and locket to me, because I ain’t gettin’ nuffin’ else, I lost all Valentines priviliges in the divorce :(

  22. Derek

    Just send the chocolates and locket to my significant other, because they’re a culinary master in the kitchen, refined in the living room, and have debauched morals in the bedroom.

  23. NorthsideRossie

    Just send the chocolates to my significant other, because she’ll be helping me to paint all the doors in the house on V Day and letting me watch the rugby (I hope!)

  24. Luke

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Jane because I love her like a cow calving loves a farmer for sticking his arm up her to ensure the calf is in the correct position for delivery.

  25. Luvin Lunch

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Padraig because I love him like our new baby likes to piddle on anyone who opens his nappy

  26. Brendan

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Caroline because I love her like a rich tea loves a good dunk.

  27. Mr B

    Just Please send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my currently unemployed mate because I love her like Brick Lamland loves lamp.

  28. Stash

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket Mrs Stash because I love her like a jug of water at a chili eating contest.

  29. Tim

    To enter, Just complete this sentence: ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Simone because I love him/her like Oedipus loves his Mammy.

  30. Cheribou

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Jack because I love him like Danny Dyer loves a fight, you MUG’

  31. David M

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my lovely wife because I love her like real lint loves a warm bellybutton.

  32. Barry the Hatchet

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Mrs Hatchet because I love her like flowers love the sun, like Baron Von Trapp loved a nun, like Mark Dennehy loves his gun.

  33. Michelle

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Barry because I love him like a cow loves silage. Thanks!

  34. Ringsender

    Just sent the Lindor chocolates & locket to me bird because I love her like a cup of tea loves a biscuit.

  35. TheDriverOfTheVehicleWasUninjured

    Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Paudie because I love him like I love Lindor chocolates.

  36. Trudi

    ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my Nana because I love her like she loves sweets (and she’s a diabetic!)’

  37. Frilly Keane

    Balls with squishy insides…

    I’m fussy about what I put into my mouth
    I like sum’ting a bit harder meself
    Like a good suckie
    Sweet

    And lads, get real stones for your lovelies
    Circs are for ballroom dancers and wedding dresses
    Not for I Love You jewellery

    1. Soundings

      The Swiss geniuses who manage to extract €32.50 a kilo for sugar, milk and cocoa (cocoa, that’s the stuff that costs €2/kilo) and the aspiring geniuses from Germany who are flogging cheap jewellery.

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