You may recall our Valentine’s Day competition?
But who won the Lindor chocolate and Diamonfine necklace locket, you asked.
Runners up:
Trudi: ‘Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my Nana because I love her like she loves sweets (and she’s a diabetic!”
Johnny Unitus: “Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my girlfirend Emer because I love her like the wolf loves a howl at the moonlight,
like the hawk, loves to catch the fish that swim free in the pristine waters of Lake Titicaca,
like the rainbow loves the rain
like my dogs, love to look at me while I eat,
like the teenager loves the selfie,
like the footballer loves the cliche,
like the waterfall loves the cascade,
like the vegetarian loves to tell you they are a vegetarian,
like the cinema floor loves popcorn,
like a facebook posts loves a like,
like a hot knife loves a slab of butter.”
Optimus Grime: “Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my wife Linda because I love her like a plug loves a socket!”
TheMightyOne: “Just send the chocs and pendant to me mot Amy cos I love her like Kanye loves Kanye.”
Luvin Lunch: “Just send the Lindor chocolates and locket to Padraig because I love him like our new baby likes to piddle on anyone who opens his nappy.”
Winner…
MR B: “Just Please send the Lindor chocolates and locket to my currently unemployed mate because I love her like Brick Tamland loves lamp.”
Thanks all
Previously: Lindor Your Ears
sweet! literally