Director Alejandro González Iñárritu (centre) with Best Film Oscar for Birdman
What do you mean you ‘weren’t invited’?
What you may need to know:
1. The night’s big shocker was Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Birdman bagging four golden naked guys, including the two biggies for best director and best picture. One-time favourite 12 Years of Emo – sorry – Boyhood took home a single, solitary statuette.
2. First-time presenter Neil Patrick Harris was… okay. What worked: The Birdman bit and an early salvo at the inherent whiteness of the nominees (at least David Oyelowo got a good seat). What didn’t work: His opening number (ugh) with dancing stormtroopers and Jack Black (double ugh), not to mention choosing to follow the best short documentary winner’s heartfelt speech about suicide with an ill-judged joke about the woman’s dress.
3. Thank you count – Spouses and/or parents: 23. Agents: 11. Wes Anderson: 6. God: 1. It was a bad year for false idols with Harvey Weinstein failing to garner a single expression of gratitude.
4. Patricia Arquette gave a well-received (mainly by Meryl Streep) speech about equal pay, while John Legend and Common used the opportunity to express some rousing and heartfelt sentiments on civil rights. But the best speech of the night was undoubtedly Ida’s Pawel Pawlikowski, who gallantly barrelled through not one but two rounds of cut-off music. Well played, Sir.
5 In spite of some fine work from John Travolta, the weirdest presenter award goes to Terence Howard, who tried to break the microphone and seemed to be publicly working through some personal issues.
6. Commiserations to Irish nominees Cartoon Saloon, Michael Lennox and Ronan Blaney. Sadly both Song of the Sea and Boogaloo and Graham lost out in their respective categories.
7. If you’re shocked or surprised that your personal favourite didn’t get the love, then The Hollywood Reporter’s series of “Brutally Honest” interviews with Academy members casts a light on the process behind who gets what and why.
8. For example, one anonymous voter picked Leviathan (2014) for best foreign film based on the poster. “I didn’t get around to seeing any of them. I shouldn’t have voted, but I did. Everywhere I looked, I saw pictures of this stupid carcass and I thought, ‘That’s a cool-looking thing.’ And I voted for a movie based on the dead whatever it was in the ad thinking that it looked cool.”
9. And it gets worse: On casting his vote for best documentary feature, he added “I didn’t see any of the nominees, but goddamn Virunga is running commercials late-night every freaking hour, and those gorillas, man — I was like, ‘Wow, that looks heavy.’ And I voted for it.” So now you know.
10. Broadsheet Verdict: As these things go, it wasn’t bad but it was far from exceptional. But more importantly – who were you wearing? This special was brought to you in association with Quinnsworth Yellow Pack Vodka – even better than the real thing.Highlights of the 87th Academy Awards are on RTÉ2 tonight at 9pm.
(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)
Ah, opinions. Like bottomholes, everyone has one.
Vern Schillinger got an Oscar , thats all you need to know prag!
Birdman = Overrated
Birdman is one of the worst pieces of poo I have ever seen.
What would you have rather won?
The worst parts of Hans Zimmers score for Interstellar is far superior to the best parts of the score for the Grand Budapest Hotel.
Interstellar was pretty meh and any sense of emotion or tension was generated by Zimmer’s powerful work.
Grand Budapest was a better film but Kanye West could have done the soundtrack and it still would have been fine.
Zimmer was robbed.
Rte’s edit of the show is horrific. Not showing any nph and just cut the performance of best song winner, “glory.” Halfway through the song!
I thought the opening number was well done from the screen projections at the back to editing NPH into a number of movie scenes like The Wizard of Oz and Field of Dreams, to Anna Kendrick throwing her shoe at Jack Black to get him off the stage and even Bendydick Crumblysnatchs little cameo drinking from a hip flask was amusing. Horses for courses I suppose.