24 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. 评论员

    DENIS O’BRIEN SAT ON A WALL
    DENIS O’BRIEN HAD A GREAT FALL
    ALL THE PEOPLE LEFT HIM THERE TO F’N DIE

    WAIT, SORRY, THAT’S A RHYME NOT POEM.

  2. sickofallthisbs

    There is a prat
    Whose limericks are cat
    He’s a lefty twat
    who thinks it’s cool to say phat.

    The end. Now where’s my daily slot on BS?

  3. Spaghetti Hoop

    When all the others were away at the crap Electric Picnic
    We were all Moynes’s as we penned limericks
    The words were makey up, any words of sense let fall one by one
    Like stolen bikes falling off the back of Polish trucks.

        1. Spaghetti Hoop

          I’m no bard it’s true.
          The above is pure poo.
          I’ll leave the Poetry Day offerings to you.

      1. Joe the Lion

        I’ve had a go

        While others were hanging in ‘Bally
        To compose pithy poems we did sally
        But our doggerel rhymes
        Tolled their piteous chimes
        Like foreign pricks hauling artics

          1. Spaghetti Hoop

            Mine wasn’t supposed to be a limerick.
            It was a rehash of Heaney’s Away at Mass poem.
            So more of a Derry.

          2. Zarathustra

            Joe, Jimmy and Hoop,
            Are a travelling poetry group,
            They love each other so much,
            ‘Cos they’re all big and butch,
            But their points are usually moot… hehehehe

  4. Gary Flood

    John Moynes is a broth of a man,
    For, daily, he proves that he can
    Knock out five-line rhymes
    That keep up with the times,
    And often (but not always) scan.

    Keep ‘er lit, John.

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