Throw your hands up and shout out Hooray,
For it’s National Poetry Day,
So don’t be a prick,
About this limerick,
But find something pleasant to say.
John Moynes
(Poetry Ireland)
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Throw your hands up and shout out Hooray,
For it’s National Poetry Day,
So don’t be a prick,
About this limerick,
But find something pleasant to say.
John Moynes
(Poetry Ireland)
…it’s shorter than usual?
prick
its not the size of the prick, its how you use your bank account
Hah!
DENIS O’BRIEN SAT ON A WALL
DENIS O’BRIEN HAD A GREAT FALL
ALL THE PEOPLE LEFT HIM THERE TO F’N DIE
WAIT, SORRY, THAT’S A RHYME NOT POEM.
Hooray that’s one lovely limerick, well done!
Great stuff John, keep up the good work.
There is a prat
Whose limericks are cat
He’s a lefty twat
who thinks it’s cool to say phat.
The end. Now where’s my daily slot on BS?
Yay… purely for the fact you used the word prick :D
Can I write a Haiku?
This is my preferred method.
Today isnt raining as much.
Fupp
That’s very good John ;)
When all the others were away at the crap Electric Picnic
We were all Moynes’s as we penned limericks
The words were makey up, any words of sense let fall one by one
Like stolen bikes falling off the back of Polish trucks.
Dreadful
Joes right, its sh*te.
Your lyrics arent tight.
Dont know how you sleep thru the night…
I’m no bard it’s true.
The above is pure poo.
I’ll leave the Poetry Day offerings to you.
I’ve had a go
While others were hanging in ‘Bally
To compose pithy poems we did sally
But our doggerel rhymes
Tolled their piteous chimes
Like foreign pricks hauling artics
Dreadful.
only moderately better than yours…
Mine wasn’t supposed to be a limerick.
It was a rehash of Heaney’s Away at Mass poem.
So more of a Derry.
I had such poor material to work with admittedly
Joe, Jimmy and Hoop,
Are a travelling poetry group,
They love each other so much,
‘Cos they’re all big and butch,
But their points are usually moot… hehehehe
Actually a pretty decent impression of a Moynes limerick!
John Moynes is a broth of a man,
For, daily, he proves that he can
Knock out five-line rhymes
That keep up with the times,
And often (but not always) scan.
Keep ‘er lit, John.
very good Gary ;)