Broadsheet Trailer Park: Jem And The Holograms

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Jem

What you may need to know:

1. Loosely based on the 1980s Hasbro cartoon. It was sort of like GI Joe with singing.

2. I want to see George Miller’s take on Wacky Races.

3.
So much cliché. Shy girl becomes successful. Success changes shy girl. Loses herself and dumps her friends. Sees the error of her ways. Finds herself again and wins her friends back. We’ve all grown a little bit.

4. I predict a big musical climax. And Montages. Lots of montages.

5. Oh hai Molly Ringwald. What about prom?

6. Broadsheet Prognosis: Yellow pack Hannah Montana.

Release Date: December 26.

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

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16 thoughts on “Broadsheet Trailer Park: Jem And The Holograms

      1. Don Pidgeoni

        I am sorry fluffy but it is wrong! Why can’t they make a new film and stop ruining the greats!

  1. Burnt Cheese

    Where are the Misfits? And the hologram projecting earrings? STOP ASSAULTING MY CHILDHOOD MICHAEL BAY!!!!

    Oh wait

  2. mike

    Wasted a whole 2 mins on this trailer and still don’t know who’s playing Rio [0:54]

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