24 thoughts on “A Snip

  1. Leaning to the centre

    :) I had it done at that place recently and it cost me €400 which was the cheapest in the country. Andrew Rynn did the first vac in Ireland and has done the most. Several thousands.
    I’m looking forward to getting a zero sperm count result back in about 4 weeks hopefully.From then on I’m a sport model (just built for fun)

      1. Leaning to the centre

        It’s not. I’ve no connection other than being a past patient.
        I’m just trying to get the point across that it’s no less effective because it was a Groupon deal. Hopefully it has been effective.

    1. Odis

      Arr so that’s the trick. They give you a cut price for just one. and then hit you with the cost for two, when you’re on the operating table.

      1. Eliot Rosewater

        Excuse my ignorance, but why would you want a sperm count after the operation? I thought the whole point was that there wouldn’t *be* a sperm count?

        This is a genuine question. I know nothing about vasectomies and couldn’t be bothered to open up another tab and google.

        1. Malta

          Test the post-op sperm count to comfirm that there is no sperm count.

          (Lest you be off riding rings around yourself, impregnating left, right and centre.)

        2. Leaning to the centre

          You want a zero sperm count and you need to send in tests to confirm

  2. Murtles

    Wonder are the models here in the same boat as the crowd that were on the No posters.

    “What a lovely couple, ye don’t mind if I take a picture for my portfolio?”
    “Not at all, as long as you capture my virile manliness what with me being a manly man”

    Boom!! 2 months later, no nad tubes..

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      She’s only smiling because not only can she bin the pill, she gets to go to Kildare Village while she waits.

  3. Clampers Outside!

    I may still have use for mine :)

    * drops the pretend, cries into brunch uncontrollably… blames tears on onions, says… ‘I’m fine, I’m fine really’ *

  4. Niallo

    I heard it ends up building up in your brain until you sneeze, then when you sneeze snot comes out your willy.

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