A Limerick A Day

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Justice Michael Hanna

A High Court judge says we should find,
A new way to save womankind,
For Mike Hanna feels,
We should outlaw high heels,
If the government’s that way inclined.

John Moynes

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12 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day”

  1. figleaf

    But if high heels were illegal how could the female film makers, directors, editors, camera operators, producers get in to see their own films at Cannes without being turned away?

  2. Bingo

    3 drinks & you’re in Bucks???
    The last stop in town?
    Pity they didn’t say what time she fell over at.

  3. ahjayzis

    In fairness they are stupid f**king things. Tired of hearing me girlo hunz whinge and whinge about them all night like it’s some non-self-inflicted tragedy.

    1. Someone

      I have this issue as well, It’s not just high heels though. She wears sandals that fall apart, shoes that squash her toes together, shoes that cause blisters on her achilles.

      I just don’t get it.

      WEAR COMFORTABLE SHOES!!!!

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