Classic Parenting

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dunnes

This afternoon.

Annie West writes:

Sligo Dunnes car park. Doesn’t say what age your child needs to be so I’m rather looking forward to parking in there and when challenged, will point to the sign, point to my massively-taller–than-me kids and go ‘That’s me in the middle’. Also likely to cause untold argument and consternation about the erm ‘gender specific‘ parents…

Fight!

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48 thoughts on “Classic Parenting

          1. Rose

            Trying it on in the clothes rail surrounded by dangling clothes…did Dunnes have changing rooms or did my mum just not use them?!

  1. Tonyc

    I park in them all the time and if challenged tell them i didn’t realise that you had to have your child with you.

    1. ReproBertie

      You’re hilarious Tony. I’m sure your quick wit evaporates the irritation of parents struggling with car seats in the narrower parking spaces.

        1. Djizandapus

          Mani’s was delivered as a gag, yours was delivered as an ignoramus. So don’t fret, the distinction’s still there.

    1. Goosey Lucy

      Ah please, other retailers give crap contracts to their staff too- M&S as an example, give week- to-week contracts to many of its staff- they’re in same position as Dunnes workers

  2. Ray

    Jesus. Give it a rest.
    It’s just a feckin sign.
    People just looking for anything to complain about these days.

    1. Clampers Outside!

      I don’t see a complaint. I see someone posting the fact they look forward to having a go at the rules when chancing their arm…. I think the complaint comes later…. if at all

  3. Caroline

    Who says those signs are gender specific?

    #clothesarenotdestiny
    #maybeijustlikethebreeze

  4. edalicious

    No reason to believe that’s it’s not a woman/tiny man couple with a young child with giantism. Just apologise for not having your tiny husband with you and I’m sure all will be forgiven.

  5. Liam from Lixnaw

    who would even challenge you if you had no kid with you? I’d be shocked if it happened – not too shocked to tell the person to f**k off however —

    1. shafiq

      You seem like a nice person – would you not just try and find another spot instead of taking one that’s supposed to help out people who may need a bit of extra room to get kids in and out of a car?

      1. Jay

        You mean as if it wasn’t foreseeable for some things to be more of a challenge after having kids?

          1. Kath

            This. People who’d have a go at any little attempt to make things easier for grown ups with small children…I just can’t. It’s so unnecessarily petty and hateful. It’s like sitting in the bus/Luas section for elderly/pregnant/differently-abled and refusing to get up.

  6. Murtles

    Now if they could just put up a sign to tell people not to stop outside the front door to load bags into their car and don’t give two hoots about backing up the traffic trying to get into the carpark from the road because the other cars can’t get by them.

  7. The Bird in the Box

    Posts like this are why we can’t have nice things. It’s a space designed to give parents with young kids a bit of extra room to get them in and out of cars.
    It’s nice to see a male figure on it, rather than just a female. Do you think a single parent gets riled up about 2 parents being depicted just because that’s not their family structure? If you’re bothered by these spaces, you need to get a grip

  8. ahjayzis

    I have no problem with male and female silhouettes so long as they’re only referred to as Parent A and Parent B so we can all be free of the tyranny of gender.

    1. ahjayzis

      Bullsh*t!
      Everyone knows an A-line skirt is notoriously unforgiving on the male form without an impractical amount of padding.

      1. scundered

        they could be doing a….. actually I don’t know the name of it, but like yer man in the Silence of the Lambs when he stands back from the camera and his todger has disappeared!

        1. ahjayzis

          I’m talking hip and bum padding and corsetry, not tucking, tucking’s fundamental. Yeesh, someone failed Drag Studies.

  9. The Landed Gentry

    Perfect for parking the 991 Turbo S, or … shudder… the Vogue if the wife is driving. Can’t bear to have my car dinged by ignorant breeders.

  10. Skeptik

    The “mother and child” parking spaces were quite irritating. Dads can’t take their kids shopping?

      1. Janet, I ate my avatar

        yeah their butt’s on the couch yo! legs it after you with the wooden spoon

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