29 thoughts on “If You Can Make It There

  1. phil

    I hope he gets elected, then we will truly see that it doesnt matter who is in charge, things will carry on the same as it always has…

  2. jeremy kyle

    Since it’s Jon Stewart’s last week I’m grateful to Trump for providing him with so much material, but once it’s finished he can fupp off.

  3. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

    It would be wonderful if he made it all the way through the primaries to become the Republican nomination.

    It might get Democrat voters up off their collective asses to go out and vote.
    They might get used to it and vote for a working Senate too.

    But if he becomes President, don’t worry.
    Donald Trump loves Ireland.
    He’s very keen on the ‘Build something and let someone else pay for it’ kind of business model.
    He LOVES this place.

    1. Kieran NYC

      Best we can hope for is he runs as a third-party candidate.

      Long may he reign. Every day he’s in the race, it makes all Republicans look ridiculous.

      1. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

        Oh yeah, I forgot, it’s Donald Trump who makes the rest of them look ridiculous.
        ‘Take him away and they’ll stop looking ridiculous’, you say..?

        Eh…okay.

        You DO understand that this is race between the Koch brothers and Our Glorious Leader Donald Trump, don’t you? The Kochs will win, and then lose.

        I’m putting all me money in Popcorn.
        There’s gonna be a run on it next year.

      2. cluster

        I reckon Trump makes them seem more reasonable – he’s distracting from decent scrutiny on Jeb, Christie, et al.

        And he makes Hillary (no real successes in her career aside from being elected, pretty neo-liberal, always a bit too close to financial shenanigans, corrupted by long-time access to the wealthies and most powerful) look like some sort of eminently reasonable candidate.

        1. Kieran NYC

          I’d have a different perspective. Every time Trump opens his mouth, he defines the conversation. Therefore everyone else has to respond to and dance around whatever loony stuff he says. So they get drawn into the crazy.

          “There’s the Republicans, calling immigrants rapists again…”

          And once Trump flames out, there’s at least 12 other crazies who will do the same thing. It’s going to be months before Jeb Bush gets to tell anyone his vision for America or his policies. It’s firefighting til then. The eventual nominee will end up so toxic and covered in poo by the end.

  4. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

    Two words…
    Bernie Sanders.

    America needs him, ergo The Western World needs him.

    No more Clintons / Bushes, please!!!

    BERNIE, BERNIE, BERNIE, OI, OI, OI!
    (sorry for shouting.)

  5. Friscondo

    The two most influential donors are Haim Saban on the Democrats side and Sheldon Adelson on the Republicans side. They will elect the next U.S. President. Nudge nudge, wink wink. U.S. Democracy died a long time ago.

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