Sucking Diesel

24 thoughts on “Sucking Diesel”

1. Skeptik August 14, 2015 at 11:10 am

   Buying diesel dispensed from a shipping container with a hand-written sign is usually a good indication that it’s dodgy too.
2. Jake the fat man August 14, 2015 at 11:17 am

   Roads, hospitals and schools ha haaaa
   1. David August 14, 2015 at 11:30 am

      Yes, that made me chuckle too.
3. Sheila August 14, 2015 at 11:21 am

   Back in the 90s a local cattle dealer where I grew up used Green diesel in his jeep and cattle trucks willy nilly.

   He’d get caught by the guards, pay the fine.
   He’d get caught by the guards, pay the fine.
   He’d get caught by the guards, pay the fine.

   And it was still cheaper than using white diesel.
   1. Bejayziz August 14, 2015 at 11:23 am

      How do they know its green when its in your engine, do the fumes appear different?
      1. Sheila August 14, 2015 at 11:25 am

         They dip the tank and check the colour of the diesel that comes out of it
4. David August 14, 2015 at 11:33 am

   Why not charge the same price for white or green diesel and let legitimate users of green claim back any allowances due?
   1. italia'90 August 14, 2015 at 12:11 pm

      go’way with your logic!
      Your kind aren’t welcomed ’round these parts.
      1. David August 14, 2015 at 12:17 pm

         Apols. Forgot meself for a mo. Or, in SheetSpeak, jaze am scarleh.
5. jake38 August 14, 2015 at 11:48 am

   Antother useful pointer. If’ it’s sold by someone with a beard and a Nornir accent.
6. donkey_kong August 14, 2015 at 12:10 pm

   i’ve a question

   my question is given this stuff does damage engines – and it’s not a myth peddled by revenue – who are the customers for this poo? Surely repeat business is low.

   anybody?
7. donkey_kong August 14, 2015 at 12:10 pm

   i’ve a question

   my question is given this stuff does damage engines – and it’s not a myth peddled by revenue – who are the customers for this stuff? Surely repeat business is low.

   anybody?
8. Bort August 14, 2015 at 12:13 pm

   Top Tip: When buying laundered Diesel ask about their special offers on Vodka and Fags
9. well August 14, 2015 at 12:43 pm

   where do they sell this? so I know never to go there..
   1. nefD6 August 14, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      It tells you where in the bottom right hand corner in block letters.
10. Sham Bob August 14, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    No cutesie little infographic of a man with a balaclava?
11. Spaghetti Hoop August 14, 2015 at 12:55 pm

    It’ll go on as long as cute hoorism reigns, SO IT WILL, as it is only them lads that do it.
12. Optimus Grime August 14, 2015 at 1:05 pm

    I always thought my home county of Monaghan was the UAE of laundered diesel but it appears Louth snags the crown
    1. Spaghetti Hoop August 14, 2015 at 1:08 pm

       South Armagh has a fair few. you can tell who’s at it by the cheeky grins.
       1. Optimus Grime August 14, 2015 at 1:10 pm

          And massive gaffs! Puts Foxrock to shame the size of the houses round South Armagh
          1. Spaghetti Hoop August 14, 2015 at 1:50 pm

             Yeah, big houses on hills with lawns and gold phoenixes on the pillars = rich smugglers!
          2. Disasta August 14, 2015 at 1:52 pm

             Worst accent on earth
13. Mourinho August 14, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    “… charcoal, kitty litter…”

    Nope. The old techniques are gone.
14. veritas August 14, 2015 at 7:50 pm

    Would it be unreasonable to expect revenue to secretly buy a small amount of diesel in every station in the state every month or so,have it analysed and most importantly publish the names of those selling laundered fuel

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