No Shakes

27 thoughts on “No Shakes”

1. Birneybau2 August 19, 2015 at 9:56 am

   Your first time?

   Dublin airport serves from about 5:30 a/m/
   1. Anomanomanom August 19, 2015 at 10:20 am

      The early morning drink is the best part of the flight.
2. Murtles August 19, 2015 at 10:13 am

   Things that don’t go well WITH a pint (especially after 2am and before Midday) :
   (a) A Whopper
   (b) Silvermints
   (c) Budweiser
   (d) Twink
3. Liam O'Flaherty August 19, 2015 at 10:19 am

   How does anyone drink Bud? Fizzy, flavourless laaaaager.
   1. rob August 19, 2015 at 11:54 am

      i had a pint of it for the craic on saturday, just coz i was on me holiers. and id forgotten how bland yet fizzy it is. completely gross. like a soda stream with no flavour.
4. Janet August 19, 2015 at 10:22 am

   I’m not sure that it’s just Irish people drinking in Irish airports.

   Apparently foreigners use them too.
   1. JT August 19, 2015 at 10:53 am

      Mainly Irish, judging by the pale, mottled skin and manboobs.
5. mauriac August 19, 2015 at 10:23 am

   BK sells pisswater worldwide so we’re all drunks.
6. fluffybiscuits August 19, 2015 at 10:23 am

   The UK has similar laws to us on this soooooo….(cue Republicans to berate me in 3…2.1)
7. Spaghetti Hoop August 19, 2015 at 10:23 am

   They should call it The Whopperweiser.
   1. Kolmo August 19, 2015 at 10:38 am

      No, Notweiser
8. RobinBoy August 19, 2015 at 10:37 am

   When you’re in an airport time does not exist. Just go with it!
9. CupofTea August 19, 2015 at 10:42 am

   McDonalds should have a happy meal for adults where instead of a toy you get a miniture bottle of McVodca.
   And instead of a coke you get a McBeer.
10. Jimmy 2 tones August 19, 2015 at 10:49 am

    Vomit…
11. Avon Barksdale August 19, 2015 at 10:49 am

    This is in Dublin airport too WOWZERS
12. doncolleone August 19, 2015 at 11:00 am

    and then they wonder why people take their penis out on a flight and slap the steward with it.
    1. Spaghetti Hoop August 19, 2015 at 11:05 am

       “See, I had a Whopper, your honour”.
       1. Sam August 19, 2015 at 12:25 pm

          “A. whopper eh? Methinks your ego is somewhat inflated. The flight attendants said in their testimony that it looked more like a gherkin.
          But jerkin the gherkin still isn’t an acceptable thing to do on an aircraft. You’d be well advised to save it for the radio studio where they can’t actually see you. ”
13. wearnicehats August 19, 2015 at 11:22 am

    I always find that the excitement of catching a 7am holiday flight is far exceeded by the excitement of getting a pint at 6am
    1. Liam O'Flaherty August 19, 2015 at 1:01 pm

       Airport pints are the best. The holiday is really down hill from there on. You never really reach that high again. But you chase it….and never find it.
       1. Goodnight Ireland August 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm

          Beautifully written
14. rotide August 19, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    Hi K Quinn. Seeing as you’re in the airport, you should travel a bit and see the world.

    Maybe then you won’t be such an idiot.

    Failing that, go rent/download pulp fiction and pay close attention to the humerous mcdonalds scene.
15. Jones August 19, 2015 at 12:20 pm

    What is with people’s need to get on to Broadsheet when they’re in the airport???
    1. Avon Barksdale August 19, 2015 at 2:00 pm

       BECAUSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE THERE
    2. Spaghetti Hoop August 19, 2015 at 2:06 pm

       ‘Cos you can never leave the ‘Sheet, the ‘Sheet travels with you.’
       Chompsky.
       1. Kieran NYC August 20, 2015 at 7:28 pm

          1862-1945.

          Mmf.
16. Gdo August 19, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    I remeber seeing a deal for “breakfast and a pint” at Bristol airport for £4.95…

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