10 thoughts on “Too Soon?

  1. Sheikh Yahbooti

    “Trolleys fitted with a wheel locking device”. If you’re dumb enough to believe this, you deserve to carry your shopping home.

  2. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

    Trolley robbin’ tykes

    -Why don’t you call them ‘scamps’ and get in touch with Disney about making a movie?

    This is dangerous, unregulated fires we’re talking about.
    When they begin this early they aren’t celebrating Hallowe’en.

    They’re a bunch of horrible, obnoxious little tearaways with little or no regard for you or me, or their own surroundings and neighbourhood.
    They just want to burn stuff.

    Horrible little plops
    -You were probably one once.

    Tykes my bottom!.

    1. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

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      ++opi []#lIt was great craic, until one night…

      Let’s just say that ‘somebody’ lit a fire that got out of hand so me and me mates split up and legged it *+’/////
      Trolley robbin’ tykesTrolley robbin’ tykesTrolley robbin’ tykeshome.
      *-+
      23……..`DA1

      It wasn’t me.
      Okay?

  3. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

    Sorry, I spilt me drink there.
    When I spill me drink I do this;

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    748The ENTER key is not working
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    Hang on, it’s back now.GOODNIGHT .
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    Why are some keys not working?~~7

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