The Mail have a front page grand slam,
Saying Dave used to snort the odd gram,
But if that’s the truth,
It was all in his youth,
Just like his great fondness for ham.
John Moynes
(Rex pictures)
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Everything. As It Happens.
This little piggy ran all the way home
Hell hath no fury like a Tory donor scorned
Ah Johnny
No doubt about it
The Tory blue controlled your muse this morning
And you’ve turned your arse ta’ the True Blue
Like a Hungarian Water Cannon
And on this very morning
Of mornings
Talk about showing your true colours Moynes
Jaysus, re. the pig incident, anyone ever see Black Mirror?
: )
Yep. Was the other end though. Unless he liked doing a spit roast.
Was exactly what I thought. Cameron even looks like yer man in it.
Shouldn’t you have pixelated the pig’s face?
I bet Clampers Outside is as happy as a poke in a pig.
Wahaay !
This Ashcroft bloke is quite a cad. Nothing more than a HND in Business Studies, but a proven appetite for wealth and not paying tax on it. Old pal of William Hague’s and definitely a Tory.
What I’m trying to establish is what’s his beef with Cameron? Or pork even.
Cameron promised him a job and didn’t deliver. He’s a big baby.
no comment :-D
The Conservatives were always fans of pork barrel politics.
Bae of Pigs