Deliveroo, the online-based food delivery service (and this week’s broadsheet sponsor), has finally officially opened in Cork.
The website and app allows users to order food from local restaurants around the city delivered in an average of 32 minutes.
To celebrate, THREE Broadsheet readers will get €50 worth of Deliveroo credit.
To enter, simply complete this sentence…
‘During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to_____________________________’
Lines MUST close at 5.45pm.
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During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to move it, move it.
‘During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to knock one out whilst watching Nationwide.’
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to… sob uncontrollably because their app is not available for Android…..
If this doesn’t win ill be very disappointed
and I would sob even more uncontrollably if Joe Cool was disappointed :-)
‘During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to cook myself up a nice salmon pasta
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to collect and fashion a number of discarded pallets into the rudimentary fo’castle of HMS Pinafore and perform the finale scene (Act II) from the pirates of penzance with full orchestral backing and a singing macaque. I find it important to get the performance wrapped-up before 32 minutes as it makes the doorbell difficult to hear, causing unnecessary delay and, logically, a cold batter sausage.
‘During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to …roll and smoke a J just at the right time to heighten my enjoyment of what I have ordered, presumably chicken wings. Also, try to pick what episode of It’s always sunny I’ll watch and then completely forget that I ordered food and get a fright when the door rings’
The one with the cat trapped in the wall.
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo, I like to chant a sacrificial prayer to whatever animal god I’m about to eat.
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to make my partner as happy as possible by licking her lips.
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to warm my plates in the cookeroo. Then I feederoo my cockatoo, practice on me didgeridoo, check six-one for the hullabaloo, and just sit back and wait for my vindaloo!
:D
Ya this was good.
Excellent
winner winner kfc dinner
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo, I like to stick on 32 Minutes and 17 Seconds with Cliff Richard and race them.
‘During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to go through Deliveroo and look at dishes I knew most of which I dont know how to do but I like to chew and sink them with a brew if a cold wind blew I would get something hot to cure a winter blue,because well, its all positive with Deliveroo!
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to plan the exercise regime I will perform to work off subsequent calories the following time I’m waiting for Deliveroo. Mañana, mañana!
it would be the longest 32mins of my life because I have a windows phone ..I may even starve
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo, I like to curl up into a ball and cry that I am alone, trying to comfort eat by ordering in food. A feeling that only gets worse by the fact that Deliveroo don’t service my part of Dublin, and that average 32 minute wait doesn’t apply to me, and may as well be an eternity *sobs hysterically*
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo,
I watch from the window playing peekaboo,
for the delivery man,
in his delivery van,
with my fried rice, tofu and bamboo (shoots).
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to bitch about the reference to “Dublin’s best restaurants” still on the home page. What about Cork, like?
….put in a Just Eat order and see who gets to me first!
:D
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to furiously refresh my browser and get my hands on Glastonbury tickets. A
32 minutes to wait would be great, I’d have a lot longer to wait. Deliveroo don’t serve D12. Not good enough for ’em, I suppose. Keep your voucher.
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo I like to practice my Australian accent in order to assist the kangaroo, which is inevitably delivering my food, in acclimatising.
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo I like to set all the clocks in my house back by 32 minutes so when it arrives it’ll seem like I’ve just ordered it.
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo I like to
ensure there is brew
whilst I plan the coup
to avoid paying whats due
Then I’ll ensue
To test how she knew
it was me in the loo
Don’t misconstrue
There was nothing new
It was way overdue
No need to pursue
if I was last in the queue
Was it the ragu
That came out like shamu
Quoting Louis Theroux
I’ll leave it to U
Its still there to view
Don’t go like yazoo
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo I like to crack open a bottle of red, put my feet up and relax
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to read an extensive article on the Fermi Paradox and consider how meaningless a 32 minute wait is in the entire length of time since the universe was created… and realise I forgot to order extra garlic mayo
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to take a massive shiteroo.
Antici ……………………………………………….. ……..salivate…….
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo, I like to count to 1920
During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to go on tinder to find a date whose interests include nice restaurants, not leaving the house & guys that enter competitions.
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo, I like to deliver poo.
During the average 32 minute wait for Deliveroo, I like to bounce around the garden listening to my macropod.
‘During the average 32-minute wait for Deliveroo I like to think of a Kangaroo ordering my food in a restaurant. Tit tit tut tat tit tit tit. What’s that skip? They want the tuna tostados and the nachos? Tit. And then I think of this Kangaroo bouncing through the city (with my food in his hand/claw/paw not in her gooey pouch –gross!) bounding over car bonnets, knocking cyclists off their bikes, causing general mayhem and then arriving out of breath at my house with my food. And then tutting something sarcastic ‘cos I didn’t give him enough of a tip.’
During the average 32 wait for Deliveroo I like to spend a minute entering Broadsheet competitions and 31 minutes being awesome.
Can we just assume we all won?!!
Yeay thanks Deliveroo!