13 thoughts on “Rövhål

  1. Digs

    There was a Winnebago parked on the inside of that when I was leaving. He obviously thought it’d be there longer than him. Took me 30 mins to find parking!

  2. Spaghetti Hoop

    Saw this at a garage at the weekend only the engine was running and driver was IN the car, but despite all my signalling efforts she was too engrossed in her phone to notice, care, participate in life, be spatially aware etc. etc.

    1. Mikeyfex

      Pulled into my gym a few weeks back and the last two spaces were taken up with a single carfella sitting on his bonnet. I rolled down the window and he said (Limerick accent) “soddy, kid, not movin anywhere furra whoyle; collectin’ d’youngfla.”
      I said “you’re in two spaces, cuz” (<—use of colloquialism to demonstrate Limerickness proved essential)
      He glanced over his folded armed shoulders "You want me to move?"
      I said "Yes, please"

      He moved.

      I parked.

      I said thanks, he said no bother kid.

      I said 'you avoided a nasty trip to the pages of Broadsheet there, cuz'*

      *I didn't

      1. Mikeyfex

        carfella isn’t a word. That was an edit that I got sidetracked while making and forgot to clean up. The driver was sitting on the bonnet of the car. Immeasurably better story now, I’m sure.

        1. Spaghetti Hoop

          Your story sparkles with geniality.
          At least your carfella engaged with you, as opposed to my carwan. Only that it was a pleasant autumn bank holiday weekend did I not threaten to ‘Sheet her.
          Seriously folks, get yeer faces out of yeer phones and start living again.

      2. Anne

        Go way our dat, it was probably the psycho stare that did it.. or the knife.
        “You want me to move” ..
        “Yes please” with gritted teeth, a smile and an evil stare. You forgot that bit I bet.huh huh

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