This afternoon.
Merrion Hotel, Dublin
Taoiseach Enda Kenny and junior minister Simon Harris launch the Fine Gael Budget 2016 Calculator a week after the Labour Party’s calc launch and some two weeks since the ‘sheet’s acclaimed online budgeting device [links below].
(Leah Farrell/RollongNews.ie)
Previously: Another Budget Calculator, You Say?
Your Budget 2016 Calculator is Here
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And it’s the exact same kpmg calculator, right down to the html code on the page.
Ha! Typical. I’d be more interested in hearing Enda’s new spin on the army/atm story he yodelled about in Spain last week to be honest.
Fast movers this FG shower.
Incidentally, none of the three calculators allow for a scenario where you are a PAYE employee AND self-employed.
I wouldn’t believe their radio never mind their calculator. Enda’s caught lying again.
http://www.thejournal.ie/enda-kenny-army-atms-2413295-Oct2015/
Simple Simon Harris Says – http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31e74f
Simon Harris is the oldest person I know.
I’d bet Simon is wearing tan shoes with that suit. He’s like so cool and stuff. Cool like a a cucumber losing water in the sun, on a sunny day with the sun shining on it all shiny and warm like, but it’s OK, cause he’s cool.
…budgie calculator…Simon Harris…now I geddit..
Simon Harris
https://youtu.be/BGQ9gOADClI?t=66
slug
They should bear in mind it won’t save them and they shan’t need a calculator
after the Election, they’ll count it all on ten fingers
You giving your 900 quid back, so?
“I met a family last night & they said to me that’s a great calculator you launched. It shows how excellent the budget was, as if we didn’t know already with all the extra money we’re noticing. You’re doing a great job, & we’re going to vote for you in the election, because if anybody else gets in they’ll ruin all that great work you’ve done for the country. It’s been hard, but as citizens of this country, we were happy to do our bit, and pay our way, and pay for our water, because we knew you’d turn things around Enda, & you have, by God you have.” – Enda Kenny
Don’t forget to add:
The Dad had 2 pints in his hands.
He was the one that gave Enda a call about the extra dosh in his pay packet.
He agreed that Enda did indeed have a specific non-specific meeting about calling out the army to guard the ATMs.
That Enda’s recollection is slightly hazy and that filling in the blanks and calling them ‘truths’ and then retracting him are figures of speech.
And also the Dad was homeless but after a 20 min conversation with Enda in Merrion square he got his act together.