Not Your Mother’s Facial

39 thoughts on “Not Your Mother’s Facial”

1. well, tat's that November 12, 2015 at 9:58 am

   Increased-chances-of-STI-facial? Yes please, my vapidity is own outweighed by my vanity !
   1. Caroline November 12, 2015 at 10:08 am

      An STI would be sweet heaven compared to getting some of it your eye.
      1. Mikeyfex November 12, 2015 at 10:09 am

         Or your keyboard
         1. chequenrays November 12, 2015 at 12:28 pm

            + QWERTY
            1. Domestos November 12, 2015 at 3:06 pm

               + SQWERTY
2. Murtles November 12, 2015 at 10:08 am

   Cue offers from the lads offering manual application. Pfft just get some Nivea will ya.
   1. Neilo November 12, 2015 at 10:13 am

      I just don’t recognise this world, anymore. I’m not advocating the return of petticoats for table legs but there must be some middle ground :-)
3. Spaghetti Hoop November 12, 2015 at 10:10 am

   Ah here, that’s sick and I didn’t even play the video.
   The stuff you’d read in a cheap hair salon.
4. scottser November 12, 2015 at 10:16 am

   they’ll be putting it in a smoothie next.
5. Clampers Outside! November 12, 2015 at 10:26 am

   Our secret is out lads, they’ll stealing it when we’re asleep now !
   1. Mikeyfex November 12, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Oh no! They’re so clever I knew they’d catch onto that eventually. I hope they’re not reading this now where we confirm that it’s definitely something they should do daily.
      1. Clampers Outside! November 12, 2015 at 10:38 am

         Be afraid Mikey, be very afraid !
   2. Neilo November 12, 2015 at 10:50 am

      No Consent, No Harvesting!
      1. Neilo November 12, 2015 at 10:51 am

         You can have my ‘essence’ when you pry it from my cold, dead EEEEEWWWWW!
   3. Murtles November 12, 2015 at 12:09 pm

      Map to my house attached ladies.
6. munkifisht November 12, 2015 at 10:37 am

   Grand. You’re not blushing but imagine the smell…. ewwwwwww
7. halon November 12, 2015 at 10:45 am

   Soft Hands!!
8. www.cotton November 12, 2015 at 10:52 am

   They’ll be milking us like cows. The horror….
   1. Neilo November 12, 2015 at 10:53 am

      Those aren’t cows…..
      1. Owen C November 12, 2015 at 11:10 am

         And thats not milk
         1. Caroline November 12, 2015 at 11:40 am

            But yet that’s most definitely a middle-aged farmer with bale twine for his belt huddled over you. Strange.
            1. Neilo November 12, 2015 at 11:50 am

               *Tosses bouquet at feet of Konigin Karoline* And yes, I mean a bunch of flowers
9. The horny priest November 12, 2015 at 11:19 am

   All ejactulations are now property of ‘Irish Semen ‘.
   1. scottser November 12, 2015 at 11:46 am

      can’t come, won’t come!
      1. FreshFish November 12, 2015 at 11:54 am

         We already pay
10. Bertie Blenkinsop November 12, 2015 at 11:20 am

    Jeepers, just clicked on that link below with the facial tattoos, nut jobs….

    https://www.broadsheet.ie/2014/09/12/faces-of-mess/
    1. Neilo November 12, 2015 at 11:55 am

       And the line for unemployment assistance is this way, sir and madam…
11. is in the air November 12, 2015 at 11:35 am

    Her next natural move is to become a porn star and she won’t have to change her name. Tracy Kiss is perfect.
12. Janet, I ate my avatar November 12, 2015 at 11:55 am

    the finger dipping was my favourite part
13. Deluded November 12, 2015 at 11:59 am

    I think it’s a great idea and fair play to them for pulling it off.
14. Neilo November 12, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    *Neil Peart drum roll*
15. :-Joe November 12, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    Hilarious on many levels…. and it just gets funnier and funnier.

    I’m still not convinced that her “friend” is not some poor worn out lad tied up in the basement / milking parlour.

    A circular motion is always good.

    :-J
16. David November 12, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    Well worded: “I’m not involved in the semen extraction.”

    Poor lad gives it for free. Sheeeame.
    1. Kieran NYC November 12, 2015 at 5:57 pm

       Saddest friendzone ever.
17. bubbleandsqueak November 12, 2015 at 4:04 pm

    How do you know what my mam’s facial is like?
    1. St. John Smythe November 12, 2015 at 9:54 pm

       because if your mam got facials was like this woman’s facial, there would have been no chance for you to be concieved
18. Truth in the News November 12, 2015 at 8:00 pm

    It might lead to a job “creation” project, just imagine the industrial potential
    it would certainly put most of the male population to work, even if they were
    firing blanks.
19. ectoraige November 12, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    Now all you need for that special Christmas gift is a jar, some fancy ribbon, and a few quiet evenings in front of the computer over the next six weeks.

    Thank me later y’all.
20. iseult November 12, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    Who woke up some morning and thought this was anything other than a barfworthy drunken mistake?

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