Our secret is out lads, they’ll stealing it when we’re asleep now !
Mikeyfex
Oh no! They’re so clever I knew they’d catch onto that eventually. I hope they’re not reading this now where we confirm that it’s definitely something they should do daily.
And the line for unemployment assistance is this way, sir and madam…
is in the air
Her next natural move is to become a porn star and she won’t have to change her name. Tracy Kiss is perfect.
Janet, I ate my avatar
the finger dipping was my favourite part
Deluded
I think it’s a great idea and fair play to them for pulling it off.
Neilo
*Neil Peart drum roll*
:-Joe
Hilarious on many levels…. and it just gets funnier and funnier.
I’m still not convinced that her “friend” is not some poor worn out lad tied up in the basement / milking parlour.
A circular motion is always good.
:-J
David
Well worded: āIām not involved in the semen extraction.ā
Poor lad gives it for free. Sheeeame.
Kieran NYC
Saddest friendzone ever.
bubbleandsqueak
How do you know what my mam’s facial is like?
St. John Smythe
because if your mam got facials was like this woman’s facial, there would have been no chance for you to be concieved
Truth in the News
It might lead to a job “creation” project, just imagine the industrial potential
it would certainly put most of the male population to work, even if they were
firing blanks.
ectoraige
Now all you need for that special Christmas gift is a jar, some fancy ribbon, and a few quiet evenings in front of the computer over the next six weeks.
Thank me later y’all.
iseult
Who woke up some morning and thought this was anything other than a barfworthy drunken mistake?
Increased-chances-of-STI-facial? Yes please, my vapidity is own outweighed by my vanity !
An STI would be sweet heaven compared to getting some of it your eye.
Or your keyboard
+ QWERTY
+ SQWERTY
Cue offers from the lads offering manual application. Pfft just get some Nivea will ya.
I just don’t recognise this world, anymore. I’m not advocating the return of petticoats for table legs but there must be some middle ground :-)
Ah here, that’s sick and I didn’t even play the video.
The stuff you’d read in a cheap hair salon.
they’ll be putting it in a smoothie next.
Our secret is out lads, they’ll stealing it when we’re asleep now !
Oh no! They’re so clever I knew they’d catch onto that eventually. I hope they’re not reading this now where we confirm that it’s definitely something they should do daily.
Be afraid Mikey, be very afraid !
No Consent, No Harvesting!
You can have my ‘essence’ when you pry it from my cold, dead EEEEEWWWWW!
Map to my house attached ladies.
Grand. You’re not blushing but imagine the smell…. ewwwwwww
Soft Hands!!
They’ll be milking us like cows. The horror….
Those aren’t cows…..
And thats not milk
But yet that’s most definitely a middle-aged farmer with bale twine for his belt huddled over you. Strange.
*Tosses bouquet at feet of Konigin Karoline* And yes, I mean a bunch of flowers
All ejactulations are now property of ‘Irish Semen ‘.
can’t come, won’t come!
We already pay
Jeepers, just clicked on that link below with the facial tattoos, nut jobs….
https://www.broadsheet.ie/2014/09/12/faces-of-mess/
And the line for unemployment assistance is this way, sir and madam…
Her next natural move is to become a porn star and she won’t have to change her name. Tracy Kiss is perfect.
the finger dipping was my favourite part
I think it’s a great idea and fair play to them for pulling it off.
*Neil Peart drum roll*
Hilarious on many levels…. and it just gets funnier and funnier.
I’m still not convinced that her “friend” is not some poor worn out lad tied up in the basement / milking parlour.
A circular motion is always good.
:-J
Well worded: āIām not involved in the semen extraction.ā
Poor lad gives it for free. Sheeeame.
Saddest friendzone ever.
How do you know what my mam’s facial is like?
because if your mam got facials was like this woman’s facial, there would have been no chance for you to be concieved
It might lead to a job “creation” project, just imagine the industrial potential
it would certainly put most of the male population to work, even if they were
firing blanks.
Now all you need for that special Christmas gift is a jar, some fancy ribbon, and a few quiet evenings in front of the computer over the next six weeks.
Thank me later y’all.
Who woke up some morning and thought this was anything other than a barfworthy drunken mistake?