39 thoughts on “Not Your Mother’s Facial

    1. Neilo

      I just don’t recognise this world, anymore. I’m not advocating the return of petticoats for table legs but there must be some middle ground :-)

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    Ah here, that’s sick and I didn’t even play the video.
    The stuff you’d read in a cheap hair salon.

    1. Mikeyfex

      Oh no! They’re so clever I knew they’d catch onto that eventually. I hope they’re not reading this now where we confirm that it’s definitely something they should do daily.

        1. Caroline

          But yet that’s most definitely a middle-aged farmer with bale twine for his belt huddled over you. Strange.

  2. is in the air

    Her next natural move is to become a porn star and she won’t have to change her name. Tracy Kiss is perfect.

  3. :-Joe

    Hilarious on many levels…. and it just gets funnier and funnier.

    I’m still not convinced that her “friend” is not some poor worn out lad tied up in the basement / milking parlour.

    A circular motion is always good.


  4. David

    Well worded: ā€œIā€™m not involved in the semen extraction.ā€

    Poor lad gives it for free. Sheeeame.

    1. St. John Smythe

      because if your mam got facials was like this woman’s facial, there would have been no chance for you to be concieved

  5. Truth in the News

    It might lead to a job “creation” project, just imagine the industrial potential
    it would certainly put most of the male population to work, even if they were
    firing blanks.

  6. ectoraige

    Now all you need for that special Christmas gift is a jar, some fancy ribbon, and a few quiet evenings in front of the computer over the next six weeks.

    Thank me later y’all.

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