Broadsheet Trailer Park: Zoolander 2


Zoolander 2

What you may need to know:

1. Or 2oolander if you prefer. Who are you wearing?

2. It looks like Derek (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are not so hot right now.

3. Kristen Wiig is unrecognisable. Benedict Cumberbatch without eyebrows is utterly terrifying.

4. Co-written by Justin Theroux. What a clever boy.

5. And Justin Bieber gets killed. What’s not to like?

6. Broadsheet prognosis: 3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity.

Release Date: February 12, 2016.

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11 thoughts on “Broadsheet Trailer Park: Zoolander 2

  1. Joe cool

    Why do all sequels feature either penelope cruz, liz hurley or an other just past their acting prime actresses

  2. Miami Dolphin's Barn

    This will inevitably join Anchorman 2 and Dumb & Dumber Too on the steamy pile of horrible sequels that some people thought might be a good idea.

  3. Kieran NYC

    The recent Ben Stiller-less period of cinema will go down as one of the golden ages, just for that fact.


    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I hope he doesn’t make millions of dollars.
      You’d be upset if he did, and I’d be upset if you were upset…

      No, hang on….
      I wouldn’t give a f

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    BTW, who is Ben Stiller?

    He doesn’t sound Jewish at all.
    I’m confused.

    You’re saying that he’s in a Hollywood film?
    Are you sure?
    Have you checked?

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