Answer: very.
Paul Byrne writes:
“I parked my sweet bike outside the Swan Centre in Rathmines yesterday and stupidly strolled away without locking it. Came back two hours later to find this delightful note… How sound is Niamh!”
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You should get married! :)
I can already picture the film trailer!
Romantic that is
Fair play Niamh.
Fair balls Niamh.
All Niamhs seem to be good people, I’ve yet to meet a bad Niamh.
Discuss…
Yes. Laurens on the other hand, all massively horrible women.
Funny you say that I’ve known only 1, and that one was a “massively horrible” woman.
See! Hayleys have about a 50/50 wagon:lovely ratio
As are Kates come to think of it…
Yes I am just thinking about horrible people I know while pretending to work
I met a Kate at a bar once, never returned my calls.
50% of Kates wouldn’t from spite alone*.
*Pidgeoni, 2003.
They made a documentary about my incident:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbujX4hXOg
Lauren Laverne is sound.
She is the exception. Avoid all other Laurens.
Reading between the lines here, I think we’re all just answering the question “who is your least favourite ex?”…
Oh in that case I’ll add Brother Sweeney.
not a big fan of Lorraines or Danielles, myself.
I only know 50 year old women called Lorraine, very motherly I’ve found.
Don’t read it then genius
I married one and she is ok.
I’m married to one and she is a crackpot.
I would add that every Sadhbh I know has the distinction of being a monumental cow
I’ve met to meet a nice Siobhån.
Yet to meet even, my bile blinded me.
Don’t blame you there. Poisonous name so it is.
Never met a bad siobhan. They are quite sound
True. And they tend to pile on the weight from late 20s onwards.
NiamhL
NFATR indeed
Was waiting for that:)
What does that stand for? For once google has let me down!
Niamh From Across The Road.
OMGWACA is full of this sort of thing.
I’ll leave that little bit of detective work to you :)
Is there a beginner’s handbook for that rotide? Some I’m getting, some I’m guessing and some I’m lost.
Haha… where do these things come from… or how do so many people know what they are?!? :-)
At least that one was a bit easier:
“Oh my god what a complete Aisling”
Nice to be nice. Send it on now, make someone else’s day.
Paul seems to have found himself living in a romantic comedy. Well done all involved.
All Niamhs are great. Lost my virginity to a Niamh!
Did you meet when she locked her bike to yours?
Niamh, I fear your modus operandi has been rumbled pet.
Modus opeRANDY, if you must.
Ka-boom!
First kiss was a Michelle. Lost my virginity to a Michelle too.
Only realising this coincidence now :)
The next Michelle will kill you so be ready
*ninja leaps out the window*
but couldn’t anybody have seen the note, found Niamh and said, yep that’s my bike, unlock it for me please?
Maybe she spotted him putting his bike there so knew his face
Not an entirely watertight plan but on balance, worth the risk.
And Niamh says “which one?” unless she rides a ladybike
The one with note on it?
Having to go into the cinema to find Niamh means that if someone was trying to steal it, there would be a much greater chance of having good CCTV footage and witnesses than would have been the case if she had left the bike completely unlocked. On the balance of probabilities, not a bad option.
You with your logic.
Get out!
:)
Never met a Jane I liked.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a Jane.
Or a Frida for that matter.
Ah go way.. really.
Swear t’god.
Annes now, sure they’re ten a penny.
The only Frida I know has a moustache.
Stop it J.
I’m on a crowded bus and you’re making me horny.
Plot twist, Paul didn’t actually own the bike. He just wanted to steal it. He saw the note, asked for Niamh and cycled off into the sunset.
I know Paul and all i can say is with his history of doing things like this, Niamh has only really given him a stay of execution, he will reoffend and lose his bike within the week. Sorry Niamh