24 thoughts on “Fume It May Concern

      1. Dόn Pídgéόní

        I should be. I have a lot of bathroom related advice for people. Mainly wash your hands you filthy f****rs.

        I will practice my curtsey poo tomorrow morning, sounds awkward though.

    1. dav

      But how can you not inspect the befoulment that you have brought on the toilet if you flush it away before you get to the wiping stage?

    2. Sam

      Use an extra 8 litres just for a bit of whiff? Waste of water. Eat a bit more fibre instead, and the one flush do be adequate ;)

      1. Dόn Pídgéόní

        You have not been lucky enough to experience my work loos then – a courtesy flush is well worth it. Plus most of them save water on washing their hands so it probably equals out over time.

        1. scottser

          eat enough fibre and you can witness the marvel that is the ‘go-sh1te’. from roger’s profanisauras: ‘a turd so voluminous it disappears round the u-bend under it’s own gravity, negating the need to flush’

          1. ahjayzis

            That’s a ghost-poo!

            Though I think it’s more about aerodynamism, density and velocity that makes it considerately flush itself, rather than volume.

          2. Dόn Pídgéόní

            A true ghost-poo needs no loo roll either, though I always feel a little cheated that you have to waste a little bit checking the veracity of the ghost-poo #poochat

  1. Caroline

    Yeah, unfortunately I don’t think that’s how the human brain works. Once you’ve made the connection, scented nappy bags are still gonna make you think of the smell of poo. Scented pads… scented pads are just all kinds of wrong.

    “My, what’s that zesty scent caressing the lining of my nostrils, why I do believe it’s the lemon-fresh zing of Poofume. For sure, the last thing I am imagining now is the fug of a freshly-dropped turd. No sirree!”

    1. Caroline

      Computer says you can get the lid covers in Heatons and Homestore and more. I guess just be careful where you spread your Christmas cheer.

  2. 15 cents

    we have a similar product in work, its class. poo pouri its called. never a plop has been smelt since.

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