Do You Know David And Julie?

34 thoughts on “Do You Know David And Julie?”

1. ahyeah November 28, 2015 at 3:15 pm

   If you move your finger, you’ll be able to see their address. Problem solved.
2. Paps November 28, 2015 at 3:22 pm

   but it has the god damn address on it…
   what even is this post..
3. Bertie Blenkinsop November 28, 2015 at 3:26 pm

   I was just thinking the same, isn’t that the address obscured by the old man’s penis?
   1. All the good ones fly south for winter November 28, 2015 at 4:03 pm

      That’s no moon! Oh wait…it’s a penis.
4. Cool_Hand_Lucan November 28, 2015 at 3:50 pm

   Ha! The Governor lives in D3
5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 5:24 pm

   I found a letter with an address on it….
   This would be a great thing to post on Broadsheet, with the address obscured….

   I COULD pop it in any letterbox in the country, but nah…Broadsheet…

   C’mon Broadsheet…
   Show us what you’re good at.
6. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? November 28, 2015 at 5:28 pm

   Looks like they’re living in sin.
   TEAR IT UP.
   1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 5:31 pm

      Oh man, me and you Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
      I think we’re finally on the same page.

      I’ve been waiting for this day.
      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 5:33 pm

         Does that upset you?
         I didn’t come here to upset anyone.
         1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly? November 28, 2015 at 5:36 pm

            Nope. I’m definitely not upset.
            1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 5:55 pm

               I kinda guessed that.
               It’s way too early in the day to start fighting, ammirite?

               I live in sin myself.
               -Probably worse sin than you imagine possible.

               I’m like that.
               That’s what I do.

               But if you say it’s okay….
            2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 5:56 pm

               I never hurt anybody.

               NEVER.

               Isn’t that the bottom line?
            3. TheDude November 28, 2015 at 7:17 pm

               Only when they remembered the safe word
7. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 6:11 pm

   I’m sorry.

   My point is, you cannot end the week on a post like THIS Broadsheet.
   You just can’t.

   Someone like me is gonna come along and eh…
   …let’s see…

   Or maybe I won’t….
   Or maybe I will….

   Maybe I will…I doubt it.

   Post the papers, quickly…
8. meadowlark November 28, 2015 at 6:19 pm

   Bring it to your local post office and tell them what happened maybe?
   1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 6:29 pm

      Don’t be ridiculous, my learned meadowlark.

      This is the Internet, where people assume they know stuff before they think.
      -They presume they’ll be caught out for being an idiot if they use Google or Wiki.

      I’m amused by it all.
      You should be too.
      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 6:34 pm

         Newspapers, now….
         Or soon, whenever you’re ready…
      2. All the good ones fly south for winter November 28, 2015 at 6:49 pm

         Google ring the popular kids from school that excluded us and tell them what we search for. Then they all laugh.
         1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 7:37 pm

            Yeah, I just ordered ‘fish ‘n’ chips on me phone.
            -How many of them know how to do that?

            Not many, I guess.
9. sparkilicious November 28, 2015 at 7:36 pm

   badatmemes you are pathologically unfunny. I used to enjoy reading the comments sections on broadsheet until you started to become a regular poster.
   1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 7:42 pm

      If I’m anything, I’m irregular.
      And you lack the ‘spark’ you bestow upon yourself.

      But carry on…
      You’ve never been here before, you’ll never be here again…
      Go mad…

      I enjoy your company, no matter what name you post it under, Anne.
      It’s funny.
10. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    * Anne
    Check it out BS.
    I’m being demonised, bullied and driven to making ridicule of a fellow contributee.
    -That isn’t right.

    Tell her to stop.
11. Clampers Outside! November 28, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    Go Niamh, Go Niamh! Don’t mind them Niamh, you are what this world needs, and this world needs….

    Do, do, do, dooooooo!
    Do, do, do, dooooo!
    AWWWW.. awwwwww….. *are ya with me Niamh! Hands in the air!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
    1. Deluded November 28, 2015 at 8:38 pm

       : D

       (I don’t know David and Julie, sorry.)
12. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    Writing ‘Clampers’ onto my list…

    Yes Clampers, that was very funny.
    The thing I like about you is your inability to stay quiet.
    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 8:40 pm

       BTW, can you do this\?;

       Hang on, I need a video camera.
13. Nice Anne (Dammit) November 28, 2015 at 11:03 pm

    Hey, you know that thing you have when the ice and snow start to melt……
    What’s it called?
    Ummmmm…..
    Something melty….
    Something downwards..
    Oh yes, a meltdown.
    1. Clampers Outside! November 28, 2015 at 11:32 pm

       Don’t be gettin’ all mushy now. We’re in the presence of a hero!

       Oh, Niamh Oh, Niamh Ooh-Oh!
    2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 11:40 pm

       Slush, perhaps?

       I read books. I thought a ‘meltdown’ was something radioactive.
       Of course you can prove me wrong and make me look stupid.
       Go ahead…
       1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq November 28, 2015 at 11:46 pm

          PS.
          Stop hitting yourself.
14. Chock Bollington November 28, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    It’s JULIE and David
15. Dave November 29, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Niamh
    It’s an AIB Bank statement. There’s a return address on the envelope (“if undelivered”). Send it back.
    It’s just going to be grim news for them.
16. Custo November 29, 2015 at 11:56 am

    Is this a joke? We’re laughing at the guy that sent this in right?
17. Mr. T. November 30, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    There really are some colossal idiots around these days.

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