The combined oeuvre of the late, legendary TV product spokesman Billy Mays in 30 seconds.
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The combined oeuvre of the late, legendary TV product spokesman Billy Mays in 30 seconds.
He reminds me of an Eagle Eyes Action Man toy I had back in the day.
Haha, ye… RIP Infomercial Man.
:-J
That brightened up my morning immeasurably
That hair.
My God.
Or maybe Satan?
Ahh he’s the oxi-something cleaning powder guy with the magic tape for fixing trees, bullet wounds under water and toxic nuclear spills etc …. Some great vids attached to this on youtube, I haven’t had a TV/Cable Subscription for donkeys years so brings back a lot of weird memories. …It’s a lot of fun being away from home now and again and seeing this stuff again…
I miss the good auld, back home after a skin-full, break of dawn, drowsy mumblings at these products on the TV. A regular weekly experience mostly because I couldn’t get past the the power on switch on the remote which was usually instantly lost as soon as the picture appeared..
” Wtf is this….. Ahh ye… hhmmm.. ye… that’s genius…. Oh ye.. super elastic hose… mmmmffff… retractable thingy ye .. must get one of them… grrrrr…… maybe get a garden for it… Ohh man, am so hungry now…… How much?… must find toast and rich creamy butter.. Mehggffffgh… $19.99… fairly cheap…. save money get 2……..urrrgh… need Tea… get one for backup….. .ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz…..”
Never bought a single thing… thank fupp, not that I can remember anyway.
:-J
This is the kind of crazy junk I’d end up dreaming about at the time…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZFEUhJe0iU
:-J