The *spits* Daily Express always has some health story on its front pages to scare/cheer its ailing, aging readership in equal measure, no matter what is actually happening in the world. Gas altogether.
Joe cool
In fairness, who gives a rats poo chute about Cheryl and her malaria scare
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
who gives a rats poo chute…
I nearly fell off my hoverboard.
Stop being so funny Joe. It’s not cool.
Vera from d'country
Let’s go one better and stop caring for all human beings – ya a a yay! !!
Chris
They are desperate because there’s been no good celebrity deaths in ages, Malaria not likely to push her off the coil though. Cheryl is strong, she’ll beat Malaria as if it were no more than a helpless timid bathroom attendant powerless under her fury.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Easy on there maestro.
Slow down… Think.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
The ‘News’ is never ‘The News’.
It’s all boobs, bafflement, bull**** and bragging.
Mostly Bull****.though.
I know. I read a ‘newspaper’ once.
I should know.
You should know.
Chris
I’m calling time on the Examiner, no one reads you any more! Now pass my drink please.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Slow down.
The Examiner is the funniest paper out there.
-Just start reading it in a Cork accent, it’s hilarious.
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
As are all the other ‘papers’.
They are all equal.
I love newspapers.
All of them.
Kieran NYC
The Examiner actually does some good investigative stuff. Moreso than the IT anyway.
Pity its website is pants.
Chris
Maybe so, but I’ve called time and I’m sticking to it.
Frilly Keane
Ah give over would ya
D’Examiner does sport better than any paper
Agreed the site is backdurt
But it is probably the oldest
Since they were on a the first to publish an’ting on line
classter
Examiner is ok. Certainly better than the Indo
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Excuse my bad language, but damn…
It’s night-time, isn’t it?
I don’t know whether I’m a day ahead of you guys or a day behind.
I don’t know what to say now.
It’s okay..
Chris
Try to keep up. As a successful go getter this is when I rise. I went to bed at 8pm after a hard day of working out and working big as CEO of everything. I caught a solid 5, woke, licked a salty grapefruit, immersed myself in vat of ice and water, now it’s off to face the day. It’s all in my new book ‘Take Your Cake And Stuff It Hard! The 7 Easy Steps To The Successful Secrets Of Success And Wealth’
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq
Get a grip Chris…
…It doesn’t work.
I’m going to be Vegan for a day, most of which I’ll spend asleep.
I’ll report back later.
The *spits* Daily Express always has some health story on its front pages to scare/cheer its ailing, aging readership in equal measure, no matter what is actually happening in the world. Gas altogether.
In fairness, who gives a rats poo chute about Cheryl and her malaria scare
who gives a rats poo chute…
I nearly fell off my hoverboard.
Stop being so funny Joe. It’s not cool.
Let’s go one better and stop caring for all human beings – ya a a yay! !!
They are desperate because there’s been no good celebrity deaths in ages, Malaria not likely to push her off the coil though. Cheryl is strong, she’ll beat Malaria as if it were no more than a helpless timid bathroom attendant powerless under her fury.
Easy on there maestro.
Slow down… Think.
The ‘News’ is never ‘The News’.
It’s all boobs, bafflement, bull**** and bragging.
Mostly Bull****.though.
I know. I read a ‘newspaper’ once.
I should know.
You should know.
I’m calling time on the Examiner, no one reads you any more! Now pass my drink please.
Slow down.
The Examiner is the funniest paper out there.
-Just start reading it in a Cork accent, it’s hilarious.
As are all the other ‘papers’.
They are all equal.
I love newspapers.
All of them.
The Examiner actually does some good investigative stuff. Moreso than the IT anyway.
Pity its website is pants.
Maybe so, but I’ve called time and I’m sticking to it.
Ah give over would ya
D’Examiner does sport better than any paper
Agreed the site is backdurt
But it is probably the oldest
Since they were on a the first to publish an’ting on line
Examiner is ok. Certainly better than the Indo
Excuse my bad language, but damn…
It’s night-time, isn’t it?
I don’t know whether I’m a day ahead of you guys or a day behind.
I don’t know what to say now.
It’s okay..
Try to keep up. As a successful go getter this is when I rise. I went to bed at 8pm after a hard day of working out and working big as CEO of everything. I caught a solid 5, woke, licked a salty grapefruit, immersed myself in vat of ice and water, now it’s off to face the day. It’s all in my new book ‘Take Your Cake And Stuff It Hard! The 7 Easy Steps To The Successful Secrets Of Success And Wealth’
Get a grip Chris…
…It doesn’t work.
I’m going to be Vegan for a day, most of which I’ll spend asleep.
I’ll report back later.
Is it the morning?
It IS the morning, isn’t it?
Twelve extra hours sleep. Who-hooo…
You can’t say fairer than that.
-What day is it?
That’s what most of us want to know..
What day is it?
12” = a foot.
Trickery is always afoot.
Never push it past 11.
Don’t hold back.
Nobody else ever heard of you, and they couldn’t give two *ucks about you, but it’s ALL good.
Keep struggling.
Look at you, you’re brilliant.
Nah, seriously, look at you…You’re brilliant….
Seriously.
Look at you…
The emancipation afforded by the internet will make free men of us alll., including the wimmin.
And then BS will edit my comments, and nothing will change.
Plus ca change, mais j’ai une autre chose. Une autre bete.
Boom. boom, boom…
I’m a dick.
Je m’escuse.
Je ne suis pas trop fort en Francais.
Je bais les filles, Elles dit :Oui, sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq, je t’aime.
I never know what the hell is going on.
How do you say ‘whoosh’ in French?
I actually have two dicks.
I wasn’t going to mention it.
This is the only website I know of where that’s a bad thing.
If any of you can make me at least half-interested…
…and you have a frie…
It doesn’t matter.
Fierce weather, wha?
I haven’t been out for the last two days, but still…
I hear it’s terrible out there.
Have any of you been out in it?
What was the point putting Wallace and Gromit in the clink for an hour or two? That won’t learn them.
Feline AIDS
sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq, you ok, bro?