Outside the Chinese Theatre, Hollywood before the world premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
It’s a red letter day for the geeks,
Who’ve been sleepless and giddy for weeks,
Now at the first sight,
Of the Falcon in flight,
They’re emitting some satisfied squeaks.
John Moynes
Earlier: ‘Damn Near Perfect‘
Jordan Strauss/AP
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Han dies, Kylo and Ray are brother and sister. Kylo kills his dad Han. Luke is given his saber at the end on skellig mhìchiiíl and they fly off to start some more nonsense.
You are an bottomhole.
Btw Broadsheet – considering some of the absolute confirmed trolls you allow on this site for clicks, can we PLEASE have some policing this week for SW spoilers?
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