Broadsheet Trailer Park: Independence Day: Resurgence

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What you may need to know:

1. 20 years after the first one, the aliens return to finish what they started. And this time they’ve installed Norton.

2. How did you get over the Christmas? Jeff Goldblum spent his hawking computers. We do love a bit of Goldblum.

3. No Big Willie this time. The Fresh Prince was too expensive.

4. Randy Quaid’s problems go beyond getting himself killed in the first one.

5. What would Trump do? Simple…Build a wall.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: “We come in peace. Now bend over.”

Release Date: June 24.

4 thoughts on “Broadsheet Trailer Park: Independence Day: Resurgence

  1. Murtles

    OPENING SCENE – EXT NIGHT
    The clouds build over a well lit major city and from the fiery monsoon above, a huge alien craft appears
    CUT TO INTERIOR – ALIEN COMMAND CENTRE
    Futuristic computers flash copius amounts of alien information as the drone workers keep watch
    Suddenly computers freeze
    “An update is available for Adobe Reader. Do you wish to continue?”
    Aliens hit self destruct button
    THE END

  2. Rich Uncle Skeleton

    Whoever they are, if they’re Receiving messages they might be sending them too.
    Wait a minute.
    C-candy bars! Y’know, candy bars, they usually come in a wrapper, Just like you wrap a christmas present.
    Christmas happens when it’s cold.
    Cold as in alaska.
    That’s polar bears, polar bears…. Polarity ! I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to !

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