Voulez Vous Aprés?

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Maria Schweppe writes:

Ireland’s premier league comedy team, Après Match, is coming to play a home game in a town near you…

Expect pundits Eamon Dunphy, Liam Brady and Kenny Cunningham and ‘characters’ including George Hook, Paul Durkan, Joan Burton, Mary O’ Rourke, Alex Ferguson, Martin O’ Neill, Gay Byrne, Johnny Giles, Gunther and John Delaney.

We have ONE (yes just the ONE) pair of tickets to giveaway to a broadsheet reader to see the show in a venue of their choice (except the Mermaid in Bray which is completely sold out).

To enter just complete this sentence.

Just send me the tickets for [name venue] as I bitterly need a laugh owing to_____________________

Lines MUST close at 5.10pm

 

16 thoughts on “Voulez Vous Aprés?

  1. Dav

    the blushirt ruination of this republic and her ideals, to the hatred they display against the poor, the sick and the elderly and to their utter blindness to their aping of FF, 2 cheeks of the same ars3.

  2. Rich Uncle Skeleton

    Just send me the tickets for Bray as I bitterly need a laugh owing to mistaking a lemon for an apple on my lunch break.

  3. Davos

    Just send me the tickets fort(hwith) for the Moat as I bitterly need a laugh owing to my utter dismay at the spelling mistake in the question… *FORT*..

  4. jeremy kyle

    Just send me the tickets for Cork as I bitterly need a laugh owing to the fact that I like Aprés Match and would like to see them live.

    Well, it’s true.

  5. Nilbert

    the fact that , one hundred years after the birth of this Nation, atrocities like Aprés Match are still being inflicted on the Sons of Roisín.

  6. MoyestWithExcitement

    Just send me the tickets for Naas as I bitterly need a laugh owing to….the fact I don’t have any tickets.

    Just send me the tickets for Naas as I bitterly need a laugh owing to….the fact people are saying mean things about me on Broadsheet.

    Just send me the tickets for Mullingar as I bitterly need a laugh owing to….the fact I live in Mullingar.

    Just send me the tickets for Cork as I bitterly need a laugh owing to…the fact I never got to see Bill O’Herily’s one man show ‘Please, Eamonn’ in his home town.

  7. Cheeky Watson

    Just send me the tickets for Vicar Street as I bitterly need a laugh owing to my incipient melon foot: vegetable stall? Vegetable stall and half the feckin’ pavement more like.

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