The BT2 store that will house ‘Victoria’s Secret’
The papers are in for a treat,
As a shop opens on Grafton Street,
It’s news, so they must,
Print nothing else, just,
Some young wans displaying their meat.
John Moynes
Victoria’s Secret/Irish Times
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Although it doesn’t quite seem it
That Queen was an excellent seamstress
She made bras good and strong
Used towropes for thongs
And that was Victoria’s Secret
First couplet isn’t even a half-rhyme, you’re a damn charlatan, I’m calling the guards