27 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers

    1. Sheik Yahbouti

      A ‘rotating Taoiseach ‘? My preference would be for a Spinning Taoiseach – as in “sit on this and spin”.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Sorry to shake the very foundation of your comment Sheik, but ‘spin’ and ‘rotate’ actually mean the same thing.
        You’re trying too hard.

    2. Neilo

      Note the side-eye on the chap hoisting La Chambers aloft. His right hand appears to be taking a journey along Upper Thigh Boulevard: relax, chief, she’s wearing tights.

  1. disgruntled__emigrate

    what s with all the gaa posin for celebratin!!
    fuppin,,,,state of the country,
    poltical culture is shagged man…

    dont see anthin to be too over joyjous about,,

  2. Catherine McEntee

    Thought the Sheik and yourself were the same person, similar wit and edge ;-)

    Replied to you on the ‘vacuum’ thread a while ago, not published yet though, excuse typos etc,

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Catherine, you sound very pretty.
      I’d be the last man to not appreciate that, but it would be very foolhardy of you to align yourself with someone of such a volatile nature as myself.
      -Just sayin’…

      Trod along my sister.
      You have no venture here.
      (I’m not gay. I’m just tired.)

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        But if you’re up for it, then yeah.
        Why not?
        You better be quick, ‘cos I’m very, very slow.

        I’m a bloke pretending to be a different bloke.
        What are you?

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Sorry, that was uncalled for. I apologise, unreservedly.
          I just get too easily annoyed at constantly being accused of double-posting.
          I don’t do that.

          I use several different devices.
          It’s not easy to type your name uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn in all of them, but I try.

          As far as I know nobody has ever impersonated me.
          I look forward to the d

          I’ve said enough.

          Reply if you have trouble with trigonometry.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            OMG Catherine.
            The quieter you stay the harder it becomes. You sound more beautiful by the minute. Tell her you love her and you want to spend the rest of tonight looking into her eyes. You want to tak.
            You aren’t typing this are you? What kind of idiot ar…

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I might get banned for saying so but I’d like to take you up the Zoological Gardens if you’re remotely interested.

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Only messing Anne, I mean Catherine…

            What’s it like having two names?
            Is there a point to it?

          4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I had an incredibly harsh reply typed up and everything.
            It was really bad, even by my standards.

            However, if you wish a pox on someone you never really loved and you’d part with €1 to see it scrawled on an empty cigarette packet in neat handwriting you should get in touch.
            With ME, not her. Her handwriting is all over the place.

  3. Brian S

    I’ve read the Irish sun headline so many times…I recognise the words, but I just can’t make sense of it!

    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      The young Ryan chap who was shot in Finglas on Monday was driving a car registered to the young Byrne chap who was killed in The Regency last month.
      Not quite as pithy admittedly but that’s the gist of it.

        1. Bertie Blenkinsop

          The fact it keeps Paul Williams in a job is probably the saddest, most sordid part.

    2. ForFecksSake

      Terrible use of English alright. I couldn’t understand it either.

      Man killed in previous victim’s car

  4. Catherine McEntee

    @badatm m s

    My laptop is currently being repaired, using my phone, I don’t know how to turn words anyway, never was any good at computers.

    I’d no idea that joking about you being Sheik would cause you to to all but spontaneously combust, if I had, I would have mentioned it sooner.

    Be as harsh as you wish, you’ll feel better for it.

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