It seems that our beaches are full,
Of faeces that comes from the gull,
I’m all in a flap,
About taking their crap,
And I reckon it’s time for a cull.
John Moynes
Everything. As It Happens.
It seems that our beaches are full,
Of faeces that comes from the gull,
I’m all in a flap,
About taking their crap,
And I reckon it’s time for a cull.
John Moynes
For same reason, can we also make a cull of Dogs, poets etc.
Monsieur Moynes, I fear you are being a tad hasty,
Your call for a gull-cull concerns me greatly,
These little chaps have rights too,
Please look beyond their incessant poo,
Wouldn’t karma be a b*tch if you were reincarnated as one, matey? ;~}
Yeah Moynsey, they’re very strong words
For using against little birds
Does it really matter?
A little white splatter?
You’re lucky they’re not dropping turds
Hiya Catherine.
Hi there, that made me chuckle, you’re some man for one man!
Thank you.
As you know I’m unable to type exclamation marks on my keyboard.
I’m going to copy your one and save it.
I’m going to use it always and think you every time!
*and think OF you!!!!
I’m an idiot!!!!!!
Don’t remember the Gulls causing any financial crisis, surely culling the Dail is a higher priority.