What you may need to know:
1. Seven outlaws are hired to protect the sleepy town of Rose Creek from greedy industrialist Bartholomew Bogue (Peter Sarsgaard).
4. Which makes this a remake of a remake, or a matryoshka doll of mundanity.
5. Would these endless remakes be more acceptable if they changed the titles? The Heroic Heptad, perhaps? Or The Spectacular Septuplicate?
6. Robert Vaughn is the last of the magnificent OGs still standing.
7. Broadsheet prognosis: The man don’t give a Fuqua.
Release Date: September 13.