13 thoughts on “Watch The Birdie

  1. Doctor Wilberforce Eggcup

    You should publish pictures of birds (Aves) taken in Ireland throughout the Summer.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I was at a bus-stop this morning.
    I talked to a couple of birds. Don’t ask me why, it just happened.
    Spontaneous stuff, off the cuff, but enough is enough.

    The first one was a seagull.
    It was getting a bit too close for my comfort, so I called it a cheeky fecker and told it to feck ioff.
    Eventually it got scared of me and walked aside a couple of feet, only to make room for a manky-looking pigeon.

    They took my lunch money.
    Am I racist?

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        If that’s okay with you Cleetus it’s okay with me.

        *’okay’ = ‘ok’, alright?

        Sorry for going all ‘dictionary’ on you there.
        I still love your sisters and your Maw and your other Maw and that other woman in your cellar. but you know there’s only so much a man can take.

        ‘Annoying’ you said…
        ‘Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb’ say.s I.

        Only messing with you.
        We didn’t have Internet access when I was in Primary School because we were stupid. We were not as clever as your class, and we never will be.
        Tell your teacher I said you’re a really nice boy.

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      Swans. Now that’s a bird you need to watch your wallet around.

  3. The People's Hero

    Audubon is a magnificent organisation. They use technology in such a smart way that actively challenges the effect clime change is having on North America’s ecology… Very smart organisation indeed…

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