21 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Clampers Outside!

    And Cameron was at it too, having a go at the ‘fanatically corrupt*’ Nigerians and Afghanistan before the big summit. All that’s needed now is Phillip to blurt out a few quips, and you’ll have the full deck!

    *fanatically corrupt – as opposed to the 1%/elite tax dodging corrupt

      1. They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

        Yes a bit like the frogspawn here who go on and on about lesser races like the Shinners

        1. Clampers Outside!

          That’s terrible, didn’t know the Shinners were a race. The poor things, do they all grow beards and wear ducky socks after a certain age? Or is it the oompa loompa variety of Shinner? Maybe they are two distinct races of Shinner, that’d be mad. Would make for a helluva gene pool though… stunted little orange fluffy ducks, the poor things.

          Well, ya learn somethin’ new every day, thanks.

          1. Kieran NYC

            Well their leader appears to identify himself as a very, very pale black man, so maybe there’s something to it…

      2. Ultach

        Cam, indeed:
        cam, adjective – Bent, crooked.
        Chomh cam le hadharc reithe, le cam lúbáin, le cos (deiridh) an mhadra, as crooked as a ram’s horn, as a pot-hook, as a dog’s (hind) leg;
        Bhí mé chomh ceart is a bhí mé cam, I was as much in the right as in the wrong.
        Ná cam do bhéal leis, don’t demean yourself by saying it.

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      Phillip doesn’t need to be given the opportunity, he’ll do it for free

        1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

          He must be on a tight leash, there’s been nothing outrageous for ages

    2. rotide

      i cant for the life of me see the problem with what cameron said, those countries are indeed fantastically corrrupt. denying that is pointless. I assume thats why they went to that conference

  2. Gers

    STOP everything! Breaking news. The old bag can speak. Seriously BS? Can someone please explain the relevance or importance of the article linked to any human being on the planet?

    1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

      Queen supposed to be politically neutral (though appears she is now up for grabs after Tory meddling), China a huge trading country (who we want to keep on side for a range of reasons)….

  3. Supercrazyprices

    Legacy of the Feudal system of slaves and vassals calls someone rude. Hilarious.

    Royal families by their very existence are offensive.

    1. pedeyw

      No, they’re all modern now. They let any oldest child, regardless of gender, be heir. Well modern.

  4. Shayna

    The Ambassador must be ruing his decision to serve austerity-busting Lidl generic treats, rather than famous brand crowd-pleasers at his reception for his Oriental VIPs.

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