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The ‘smartbike’ by Amsterdam-based bike maker Vanmoof comes with unique features, lets owners never have to worry about theft again.

Eequipped with GSM and bluetooth tracking, the ‘smartbike’ will always stay connected throughout a city.

but even if a thief gets past those features, vanmoof is introducing a ‘peace of mind’ guarantee: if the bike is stolen, a recovery team will use the bike’s anti-theft tracking technology to locate and return it its rightful owner.

if they can’t recover it within two weeks, vanmoof will replace it….

Amsterdam-based bicycle maker vanmoof guarantees the smartbike outwits any robber (DesignBoom)

Specific Gravity writes:

Bold claims, but is it Dublin-proof?

13 thoughts on “Bold Claims

  1. Turgenev

    852 good-looking euros for a three-speed bike. Hmm.

    And (pick, pick), they’ll replace it, but how many times, given Dublin’s prestidigitatious felons?

    1. Kieran NYC

      +1

      If they know it’s traceable, they’ll just kick it to death instead, the ‘lovable’ scrotes.

  2. Pale Blue Dot Cotton

    Will this Dutch hit-squad operate on Irish soil and guarantee your bike back?

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    It’s cheaper MY way…
    Learn how to ride a unicycle!!!!!
    I don’t even bother locking mine anymore.
    Nobody ever makes it more than 20yds.

    -Unicycles are easy.!!!!!
    You can practice on the Luas tracks. It’s nearly impossible to fall off, (but do it at night time if you aren’t a strong peddler.)
    -Unicycles save you money.!!!!!
    They’re half the price of a normal bicycle, I think.
    Only half as many punctures.
    No handlebars to clean.
    No batteries for stupid lights and stuff.

    Don’t trust tricknology.
    They just want your money. Mine are free*.

    *from guarantee

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      You left out a paragraph.

      Just leave it, please.
      Don’t embarrass yourself.

  4. Tish Mahorey

    All bikes could have this. It’s just a tracking device linked to an Excel file.

      1. Pixxyman

        Because when they get nicked you’ve to buy a new one..

        I hope that recovery team would have license to issue a right kicking upon recovery..

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