Win The Men In Green

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Joe Collins writes:

Nutmeg Clothing have a new shirt out for the Euros in France. It’s of our great leaders – Martin and Roy. Available in Designist this Thursday and online now (at link below).

We have 3 to give away (total print run of just 70) to three Broadsheet readers.

To enter, just complete this rhyming couplet:

‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

___________________________,

_____________________________’

Lines MUST close at 1.45pm 5.15pm.

Euro 2016 Tees (Nutmeg Clothing)

57 thoughts on “Win The Men In Green

  1. Clampers Outside!

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    As I teach our French friends the ‘baguette’ best,

    Your only man, the all day breakfast !’

  2. Stephen Fagan

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    We managed to beat the Germans right here

    Just look at Leicester, this could be our year!

  3. Dave


    I don’t mean to be rude and stare,
    but it looks like O’Neill has pubes for hair.

  4. Hank

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    That I made from the skin, and the big toothy grin,
    Of the recently deceased David Gest.

  5. Gerard

    And if they don’t pass the test
    They’re still welcome to join me by camping in Brest

  6. Gerard

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    And even if they don’t pass the test
    They’re still welcome to join me be camping in Brest

  7. Cloud

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    If it’s like 2012,
    at least I’ll look well,
    But it won’t because Ireland is best.

  8. Count Chuckula

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    I’m not a dope, I know we haven’t a hope
    But at least we will be the best dressed.

  9. Eoin

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest…
    I’ll wear it with pride over my vest..
    If we are sent home early…
    I’ll put it on a hanger…
    Just like Saipan and that Cork langer

  10. ams

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    They’ll cover my moobs which make people squeamish
    And I’ll look like a ride while we’re battering the Swedish

  11. fluffybiscuits

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    Cos Sweden and Italy wont get a goal
    And Belgium are stuck up their hole

  12. mcgenius

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    The games will be tough, our opponents are dauntin’
    But at least we’re not led by the hapless Steve Staunton

  13. Sinead

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    It’s badly needed as I don’t wear a bra

    But I’ll be sure to lift it up to distract Zlatan Ibra’ :-0

  14. Kolmo

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    With our tactics that bore, we may be shown the door,
    If the planets align with the power of our whine,
    We may end up being the best!

  15. RCribbin

    “Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    Il wear them with pride over my vest,
    Il watch the matches on telly,
    And fill up my belly,
    With beers that il quickly regret!

    COYBIG!

  16. jonjo

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    so that when isis come calling, I’ll escape a mauling
    cos they know that roy’s scariest!

  17. They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    My willy is this [ ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-] long

    I might need two of them.’

  18. fluffybiscuits

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    Sweden are slack, Italy defensively lack
    And Belgium are like ISIS and attack

  19. MoyestWithExcitement

    And once the post defeat argument starts
    I’ll just tell people it’s Sartre and Marx.

  20. Davos

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    And my phone will always be on silent,
    For fear Roy’s mood might suddenly turn violent.

  21. Mick

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    With Shane Long on my jocks and Wes Hoolahan socks,
    I’ll be sunburned and drunk but well dressed.

  22. Shifty

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest

    For when we play in Group E with some zest,

    We’ll put the best of the rest to the test!

  23. Uncle Junior

    “It’ll look super stylish in France,
    Neatly complemented by Niall Quinn’s disco pants.”

  24. SB

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    We might reach the quarters,
    And all the supporters
    Will ensure talk of Saipan’s suppressed

  25. They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    Now all I need is a g-string
    To mitigate unplanned for bee-stings.

  26. Joe McG

    I’ll give hollers and howls in my lovely new hosiery,
    and (in late extra-time) give a decade of rosary.

  27. Damian

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest

    For I know they will try their best

    Hopefully we will do better than England, who I don’t mind

  28. Frilly Keane

    Another O’Neill across my Breast
    Is not a name unknown to my chest
    Although I’m a Keane
    I’m more of a Liam
    But sur’when its the Green
    We’re all the one team

    Hon’Ireland
    Whatever the code

    So I’ve no problem with Martin and Roy on my Chest
    Double DDs by the way so no chance of a vhest
    To find more grey haired ‘managers’ on my tits
    is not an experience that’s new
    So come on lads and lets keep her lit!

    Ole Ole Ole Ole
    Ole
    Ole

    ‘lets win the singsong while were at it

    All the best to the team, and their supporters btw
    and come back in one piece

  29. Boj

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    We’ll watch Long & Walters *nutmeg* some of the best,
    While poor John Delaney feathers his nest

  30. Boj

    Hang on…a rhyming couplet IS 2 lines….how do we complete a couplet that already has 2 lines….oh no I’ve gone cross-eyed!

  31. ineverthoughtidenduphere

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    cos John Delaney’s just isn’t the best.

  32. LJG

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    Underneath arse cheeks giggling putting my mankini gusset to the test,
    I’ll be the belle of the ball, Cavan’s best’

  33. Sean Snee

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    Sweden, Belgium, Italy; average at best,

    Let Wessi have the ball and Long will do the rest!

  34. Murtles

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,
    And be best dressed as we progress
    Into the Finals we’ll go I do profess.

  35. Gary Flood

    Though their efforts in France may go down the tubes,
    I’d happily have these guys cover my moobs.

  36. Captain Gary Brean

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    I’ll take it out of the press, sure

    To put ’em under pressure’

  37. Papa P

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    If my comments too late then let the haters hate,

    I fell asleep at my desk.

  38. Gary Byrne

    ‘Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    Roll on June 13, so we can show Europe

    that the boys and men in green are the best

  39. Joan healy

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest
    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest
    I hope Martin o Neill succeeds in his quest
    With help from the Corkman , they’ll give it their best

  40. Tammy

    Please put Martin and Roy on my chest,

    I’ll wear them with pride over my vest,

    Do discriminate because I’m female

    I don’t want Ireland to fail

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