From top: This morning’s Northern Territory News; ‘F**k It and Apples
‘sup?
The animals’ owner Greg Dick said tourists were often taken aback at the sight of the kangaroo — named “F**k It” — mounting Apples the pig by the side of the road.
But he says he’s powerless to intervene in the outback love affair.
“It’s quite an unusual thing,” he said.
“I tried to take the pig away the other day and the kangaroo nearly tore the fence down.”
Oink.
Kangaroo and pig strike up special romantic relationship in Aileron (NT)
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fantastic headline from NT News!
The pig certainly seems a little more at odds with the whole situation
He certainly looks like he is thinking of bacon out of it all
They’ve got to get to the root of this problem.
This is someone’s Winnie The Pooh fan fiction brought to life.
So, offspring: Pigaroo? Kangapig?
Remember your “What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo” joke.
Woolly jumpers! What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? Great big holes all over Australia!
sure winnie the pooh is only a fat virgin lech
Wash your mouth out
This is how I imagine what Coppers looks like at around 3 am.
It does say if apples is male or female?
*doesn’t
See
Now
There’s someone
For everyone
Lol, there’s hope for us all :-P
I am on Joey’s side here. I have dated a few pigs in my time too.
@ SOQ
At least you got out and didn’t marry one ;-)
Joey looks a wee bit on the possessive side, the firm arm locked around babe there says it all lol
As Gordon the express engine would say…
“Oh the indignity!”.
Greg needs to do a better job of hiding his ecstasy and Jackie Collins books.
Kermit has passed on the baton
It’ll never work, I mean, what could they talk about in the evenings, or maybe we’ll see a picture of them coming out of the local registry office next year, hoof in paw, then they might set up an artisan bakery kale collective together and be the next Australian celebrity couple who did it against all the odds – then there will be a biopic film made shortly afterward called “Kangarasher in Wallawallabingbong” starring Samuel L Jackson as the badass smart-talkin Kangaroo from the wrong side of town and Katie Hopkins as the overly sheltered dowager pig stuck behind a loveless fence…
Make
this
happen
Katie Hopkins has experience with the great outdoors
*Shudder*
Ha ha, this story is bonkers!
I’m sure this is not the first time something like this has happened.
Only the other day a cocktail-sausage jumped out of my frying pan and landed in my shirt pocket!
Skippy, the real truth.
As ye have never seen him before.
Shocking revelations.
This is possibly big news in Aussie.