11 thoughts on “Fret-Fraught Frottage

  1. read twice

    “all the tragic problems of unmarried pregnancy”

    Such as….. Persecution by religious nuts…. and…. ehh…. um…. Well, that’s about it, really.

    1. ahjayzis

      Stretch marks, figure-loss, haemorrhoids are tragic problems my mother reminds me of every time I’m a bastard to her :’o(

      She was wed though, I can only imagine the damage an ungodly pregnancy can wreak.

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        You see the fires of help while bosco laughs hysterically, and all around you chant ‘The power of Chris compels thee.’

        Personal experience.

  2. Gorev Mahagut

    ONCE upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
    Which advised young randy Billys to avoid all boobs and willies,
    Lest Christ’s disapproval make their reputation sore.
    “Who wrote this crap?” I muttered, “What ignorant old bore?”
    Quoth the Raven, “Narramore”.

    1. Skeptik

      Going around patting people on the head and saying “awww” will give you a right reputation.

  3. Mulder

    Well if the bible says it.
    Remember, still relevant, to-day, after ehh, 2000 years or more.
    In the olden times, when folk lived in caves or mud huts.

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