6 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Cool_hand_lucan

    Sophie Chapman: [picking out a T-shirt with Mao Tze-tung on it] What about this?
    Mark Corrigan: You do know who that is, don’t you?
    Sophie Chapman: Yeah, it’s Chairman Mao, isn’t it?
    Mark Corrigan: Exactly, the man was responsible for the deaths of 60 million people. I don’t want him on my chest.
    Sophie Chapman: 60 million, that’s more than Stalin, isn’t it?
    Mark Corrigan: It’s not a competition, Soph. Although if it was, Mao would probably win.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Slow down for a minute there John.
    I don’t know what drugs you are on.
    I write limericks too
    Not as better than you
    But Mao?…Would you ever g’wan..?

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m sorry if I may have started
    More than my words should have imparted
    But when Moynsey’s around
    We don’t need to have sound.
    -But we still ask each other, ‘Who farted?

    John, I’m just yanking your chain.
    I do not intend you no pain
    I am word-juggling
    And I am joke smuggling…

    No, sorry John.
    I lost it there towards the end. I have to stop.

    I did me best.

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